Gardens and Parks of Castle Amber...
“Well, it seems as if you both were having an bad day of it, but here’s what we are going to do about it. Driver, unhitch your Donkey and get him up. The rest of you, lend me a hand in uprighting the cart and collecting the cabbages. Then everyone can go their separate ways without further insults, shit-throwing, stick poking, or beating each other....and we’ll wipe the slate clean, as it were. I expect this argument to end here and now. Everyone can then tell how they gallantly assisted Prince Lance in clearing the King’s road so that he wouldn’t be late for his luncheon date.”
Lance flashes a kind smile. <Blue>“Remember, we’re all Amberites, and the example we set affects all of reality, so it is up to us all to be good to each other. Let us all be better, every day.”</Blue>
With that he sets himself to the task of setting things to right so he can then be about his way.