Re: Chapter 3-3: Triboar, Aftermath and Ash
When U'lin returns, he finds Foehammer in a rather foul mood, apparently arguing with his goblin assistant.
"...have gold, just tell'em I'll pay double or whatever."
"Master Foehammer. You can't drink. The healers said you can't drink. Miss Gabby said that if you drunk anymore, your liver will 'swell till it explodes through your anus, you daft old man'."
"What's she know? Its m'liver. I know me liver. Ah once drunk the bloody Felbarr twins under the table. Six hours of drinkin', ale'n the finest dwavern mead..."
"Mas-"
The pair pause as U'lin arrives and speaks his request. Foehammer squints, while Tetri looks mostly relieved at the diversion. When the firbolg is done, the smith snorts, then reaches for his empty hip flask. Lifting it up, he scowls, then sets it back down again.
"Yer got two things wrong lad. One, I dinnah give a rats-ass about coin. I just wanted the smug lil'shit who shoved a random nugget of ore in mah face while me city burned around me and asked tah look at it fer him like I was some two-copper tinsmith ta take a hike ofta nearest cliff," the smith hacks a few times into his hand, then scowls as Tetri offers him what appears to be a cup of plain water, "two, I am not a mastersmith. Never claimed ta be. T'was just a title folk stuck on me after I made some fancy gear fer a few nobles'ere and there."
"...'sides, not like I've made anythin'worth smithin' in the last ten years."
"But- I did train'under t'best dwarvern smithies ta'work the forges of Gauntletgrym itself. I know me metals, and I know me niche. Dinnah ask me about runecraft or mechanics- 'tis something fer the lorekeepers of the Citadels, or those daft bastards down in Waterdeep," Foehammer takes a long drink from the cup, then tosses it over to Tetri, "I guess if yer offerin' me use of yer tools in rebuildin' me town, the least I could do is look at yer stupid crap," the dwarf picks up the nugget, squinting as the light reflects off its surface, then tapping it a few times, "t'heck yer get this from anyway? Tis like six different mine deposits had an orgy'n fed their baby ta a Salamander. Can't tell much with just a quick glance- urgh, I'll need a bench'n, lenses, rods waitna those'be crisp now and-" Foehammer actually glowers at the nugget in his hand, before setting it aside.
"And this hammer. Hmmmm," now Foehammer looks annoyed. Taking a monocle from his pocket, the smith studies the weapon intently for a couple of minutes, "Uthgardt make eh? Shamastic bullshite, as usual. Prolly'crafted in the heart of a storm by the wails of a thousand cubs or some mystic crap like that. Lotsa raw power, but sloppy and inefficient. Stupid too. Lightning forging is just asking ta get yer arse zapped six ways short of a stick. If ye ask me, restoring this crap is a waste of time. You'll need ta do like, three different rituals at least, 'n they all involve the blood of yer enemies and sacrifice and whatnot. Easier ta just make yer own Hammer of Returning from scratch, wit the amount of effort y'll need."
With a dismissive glance, Foehammer tosses the weapon back to U'lin;
"Honestly, Uthgardt bane magics shouldn't even work. Yer need sympathic and antipathic resonances ta induce the right destructive feedback on yer targets. Stuff like this," he shakes his finger at the offending hammer, "just clobbers the target w'enough emotional cacaphony ta burst three hearts'n filters out the rest. Just like that stupid bow! Its disgusting. I dinnah know why ah even bothered lookin' at that thing, gift or not."
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