Broadcast January 7, 1934

NEWS FROM THE NOIRVERSE -

Daily Bugle - EXTRA! FANTASTIC FOUR FOUND ALIVE!
REED RICHARDS ANTARCTIC ROCKET EXPEDITION RESCUED DETAILS INSIDE!

[THIS STORY HAS BEEN REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE STATE DEPARTMENT]
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Broadcast December 5, 1933

NEWS FROM THE NOIRVERSE

Daily Bugle - EXTRA! AMENDMENT TO END PROHIBITION FAILS BY ONE VOTE
LINKED MEASURE TO REPEAL SUFFRAGE DECRIED AS POISON PILL

Broadcast March 5, 1933

NEWS FROM THE NOIRVERSE - Jack McGee reporting

SHOOTOUT BETWEEN AGENTS AND CAPONE GANG INTERRUPTED BY HULKING MONSTER

Former Army Colonel and current Special Agent Nicholas Fury of the Secure Homeland Initiative to End Liquor Distribution (SHIELD) refused to comment on the obvious devastation that covered several city blocks.

Witnesses reported the muscular figure of savage demeanor and a grayish complexion burst through the brick wall of the warehouse to the shock of gangster and lawman alike. Bullets seemed only to anger him further as he roared and hurled automobiles, lamp posts and explosive barrels of liquor as raced away.

Despite Fury's objections the National Guard has been called in as General Ross has taken a marked personal interest in capturing the monster.

Again no explanation has been given as to how a veritable juggernaut of destruction could simply vanish after leaving so much chaos in its wake.

[cue film reel]

And now a public service message from CAPTAIN AMERICA, the hero of THE GREAT WAR!

"Some foes you CAN see, some foes you CAN'T. Even *I* need to be careful about TUBERCULOSIS!"

[shot of a boy coughing on the street corner and looking at his handkerchief]

"If you think you have symptoms of TB, get an X-RAY right away!"

[boy is being placed in front of an X-ray machine, then taken to a bed in a hospital ward where Cap, greats him while wearing a surgical mask. boy looks excited. cue happy music]

JANUARY 17, 1934

BONNIE & CLYDE SHOT DEAD IN GUN BATTLE WITH POLICE

SHIELD RAID OF W. VA MOONSHINE OPERATION ENDS IN MASSIVE EXPLOSION - FATALITIES AND INJURIES UNKNOWN

NYC TRANSIENT POPULATION SHRINKING, MAYOR CREDITS AGGRESSIVE LOITERING LAWS

EXILED RUSSIAN NOBLE CLAIMS TO HAVE CAPTURED DRAGON IN ANTARCTIC CIRCLE, BIOLOGISTS SKEPTICAL

January 19, 1934

NOTED BIOLOGIST CHARLES XAVIER, HEIR TO THE XAVIER CHOCOLATE EMPIRE, FORMS ORPHANAGE AND BOARDING SCHOOL IN MASS. FOR SPECIAL CHILDREN WITH RARE AND UNDOCUMENTED CONDITIONS.

JANUARY 21, 1934

EARTHQUAKE STRIKES NEPAL - CULT OF THE SILVER RIDER OF THE STAR WAVES PREDICTS END OF THE WORLD

OOPS! SHIELD ADMITS CRIMINALS KILLED IN SHOOTOUT WERE NOT BONNIE & CLYDE

INTERPOL SEEKS FEMALE FRENCH INDOCHINESE MERCENARY, XIAN COY MANH

JANUARY 24, 1934

PROFESSIONAL HITMAN WADE "DEADPOOL" WILSON RANKED PUBLIC ENEMY #1 BY S.H.I.E.L.D.

MARCH 20, 1934

POWER OUTAGE DISRUPTS BANQUET WITH CAPT. AMERICA, FANTASTIC FOUR

KKK RALLY IN SELMA ALABAMA FIREBOMBED BY "GHOST RIDER" ON MOTORCYCLE
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In reply to The Narrator (msg # 9):

*brings marshmellows to Selma*
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March 30, 1934

MYSTERY ILLNESS CAUSES MASS HYSTERIA DOWNTOWN

DRAGON ESCAPES CAPTIVITY, FLIES BACK TO ANTARCTICA, CAPTOR MISSING

APRIL 2, 1934

GREAT WAR SUPERHERO GLADIATOR FOUND DEAD IN YUCATAN
Reports claim former French Foreign Legionnaire Hugo Danner was struck by lightning on mountain during spiritual quest.

Captain America “It was an honor to fight by his side. We had reconnected recently. He was searching for meaning in this modern age. Something I’ve been wrestling with myself.”

Danner is survived by his ex-wife and two sons, their identities and location are being withheld by the French government.

April 5, 1934

ESTATE OF GEORGE KARAMEIKOS DESTROYED IN EXPLOSION

MILLIONAIRE FEARED DEAD

DAILY BUGLE - APRIL 6th 1934

PROFESSOR CHARLES XAVIER. BIOLOGIST AND HEIR TO XAVIER CHOCOLATE EMPIRE SURVIVES ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT; SPINAL INJURY LEAVES HIM PARALYZED

ARE LIZARD MEN HIDING IN THE CITY SEWERS?

A DAILY BUGLE EXCLUSIVE!

CENTRAL PARK WOMAN SAVED FROM MUGGING BY VICIOUS SQUIRRELS!

JUDGE RONAN McKREE APPROVES SHIELD OPERATIONS IN SKRULL TERRITORY WITHOUT WARRANT

20 CRATES OF “DANGEROUS” SKRULL MOONSHINE DESTROYED BY SHIELD

SKRULL/McKREE FEUD CONTINUES UNABATED SINCE THE CIVIL WAR

CALLING ALL CARS CALLING ALL CARS
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR EDITH [static]
SUBJECT IS A MINOR FEMALE FIVE FEET TALL
LAST SEEN WEARING
[static]
SUBJECT IS WANTED FOR MAIMING AN OFFICER
AND ESCAPING ARREST
SUBJECT IS TO BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
DO NOT APPROACH CALL FOR BACKUP
REPEAT DO NOT APPROACH CALL FOR BACKUP
SHIELD HAS BEEN ALERTED

GIANT ROBOT FOILS MOB SHAKEDOWN

DIOCESE REPORTS CHURCH DONATIONS UP DRAMATICALLY THIS MONTH

Canned Food Drive Avoids Cancellation