LCDR Christopher Decker:
The corners of Decker's lips twitched upwards as he supplied the punchline to the old Academy joke, "Why, to conquer the other side, of course. Captain, this is Lieutenant Command Decker. The XO is speaking with the commander of the Klingon squadron. I understand there's a problem. Can I assist?"
"Oh, we're just fine here, Mr. Decker," she said, not quite telling the truth. "Whoever hit me on the head tried to wire a bomb, but..." She held it up and twisted it in the light before sighing. "My little cousin Harry can wire better explosives than this--in zero G." She started to untangle the mess of wiring around the phaser then looked up at Lt. Sterling. "I weep for the future. Truly. These...these wires are the lights from Decker's birthday party--and the phaser's barely got a charge. Right."
A squadron. A bloody squadron of Klingons. She pushed herself up and handed the mess of wires to Sterling. "Have we found the moron responsible for this yet? What the hell is he doing on my ship and what the hell does he have to do with the Klingons?"
19:07, Today: CDR Ffion Parry-Jones rolled 49 using 4d20 with rolls of 11,13,18,7. Defuse Phaser Bomb: Intuition + Engineering + Momentum (2).