Re: [Story Thread]: Mutant Menace, Act I: Training Montage
As the world changes from creature comforts to just creatures all around her, as a bucket of warm water is haphazardly dumped on her head, as her flip-flops sink into the moss and mud, Zoey can only make one indignant exclamation:
"Oh what the green fucking Hell is this?!"
A billion objections raised through her mind. Chiefly, that this simulation was not realistic; in the real world they would have known in advance that they would be traveling into a jungle and been provided with, at minimum, appropriate apparel. To be fair, she had neglected to ask about the setting of their training... as had everyone else, so at least she was spared from feeling like a total idiot.
This heat was intense. Zoey was used to (and loved) the rain -- she was born and raised in Seattle -- but had always been a godless northerner where even the summers rarely went above ninty. It took her a moment to even remember that her zip-up hoodie could be removed, a realization she immediately acted on, tying the garment tight around her hips. Unfortunately, the frilly pink cotton blouse she had underneath was scarcely any more appropriate for the environment and immediately went nearly transparent in the downpour, revealing to all interested parties that her bra had little pink flowers on it. Whatever. Modesty was never one of Zoey's virtues.
As she got her bearings, Zoey listened to her classmates doing the same. Tabby Cat had even less appropriate footwear than she did -- that is, none at all. "Tank" over there likely didn't care about foot injuries. Barnell, who even knows. And she didn't know the others well enough to even speculate.
Zoey pulls her replica Master Sword out of the sheath on the side of her backpack. She'd been expecting combat training, so having something to defend herself with had seemed prudent. She experimentally tries cutting through some of the choking underbrush, though she doesn't have high expectations; the ideal tool for this would have been a machete, which is more like an axe than a sword.
She hated this environment, but at the moment she had some muted enthusiasm for trying to solve the seemingly impossible problem put in front of them. She gave it... ten minutes before it wore off.
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