Session 1
A breathless chuckle sounded from behind the two men, as Jon leapt and vaulted over roots and logs with an energy that defied his age. The old bard carried little on him besides the clothes on his back, some parcels of food, his tobacco box, a set of tin pipes, and a thin but elegant sword at his hip. Perhaps he could evade their pursuers, given how lightly he traveled, but the old fool just wouldn't stop laughing as he ran. Every time the goblins chasing them lagged behind, he would catch his breath and the laughter would become loud enough that Chief Glorbrag would almost burst a vein with indignity, urging his cohort of goblins ever faster after the sound.
"Ha ha, I'm sorry you got dragged into this, lad!" Jon called to Otto, before bursting into another fit of giggles. "Heheh, I'll sing songs of your gallantry if we make it out alive! What do you think I should call it? Otto the Evergrim, or Sir Albertz the Brave, ha HAH?"
Jon had been one of those wayward travelers. Accosted by the goblins, he went with them peacefully rather than resisting and found himself spending a few weeks caged in a cell of woven brambles. Glorbrag had captured several other travelers, one of which was a young lady he was trying to break down emotionally after taking a fancy to her. The prisoners were fed a meager diet of wood maggots, starch nettles and grease beetles to keep them disgusted; Jon told the prisoners about the Vaegri elves who ate those regularly, and showed the others how to rub the numbing hairs off the back of the nettles, grind the beetles into a paste, and roll everything up into a spicy-but-palatable wrap. Jon discreetly tended their wounds with his magic when Glorbrag had the prisoners beaten, and kept their morale and hope for rescue alive with his tales of distant lands far from their captors.
When he would play his tin pipes (the only thing he had managed to hide when he was captured), it caught the attention of Grithyi, one of Chief Glorbrag's many wives. The female goblin had originally come to the cages to harass the girl her husband seemed so obsessed with lately and take out her frustrations at not having as much sway over his attentions, but became entranced by the sounds of Jon and his music that was so different from the raucous war chants she heard so frequently. The past few days, Jon had the opportunity to teach her about many OTHER things she hadn't experienced before that made things a little awkward for the other prisoners... But when Otto, Lucius and the others made a disturbance that drew away most of the goblin guards it was Grithyi that snuck in and set the prisoners free, returning Jon's belongings as well.
It was a fond farewell, and Jon earnestly hoped that she would be safe after he left. Thus, when Glorbrag realized his prisoners were escaping at Grithyi's hand, Jon taunted the blowhard claiming that he had bewitched the goblin Chief's wife, and ran laughing into the woods...
"Ahahah! I like your plan, lad! Hehehehee, let's find a place to drive them off!" he replied, egging on their pursuers even now.
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