Forhorns: The Next Great Venture
Pathwyn was glad for the chance to really scrub the berry stains off her fingers and the even give her gown a little brushing off.
"The horses were a delight and a great help. Thank you again for that charity. But, the rest of it didn't go as expect, that's for sure," Pathwyn told Brother Ros. "Our employer was assassinated before we got there. The village was under the heel of a gang of killers, bullies, and ruffians lead by a werewolf. Their priest had been poisoned and replaced by a charlatan. We were bludgeoned, slashed, stabbed, and poisoned..."
"So we shot the false priest, drove off the assassin, recruited some allies, killed the werewolf, captured the gang members, and freed Farnworth."
Pathwyn clapped her hands together as if shaking off dust and dirt, but of course her hands were now immaculately clean.
"I wrote a little song called The Battle of Farnworth. I apologize for the lack of instrumental accompaniment. Maybe another time."
With a deep breath, possibly unexpectedly, possibly not, Pathwyn started singing soprano.
Chorus
Oh Farnworth, Oh Farnworth
Catch fish and herd sheep
Oh Farnworth, Oh Farnworth
Where evil ran deep
Oh Farnworth, Oh Farnworth
In the fangs the Were
Oh Farnworth, Oh Farnworth
You've had quite a scare
Cannibal met crew at the center of town
Instead of a bell a shot rang from the tower
"Take more'n that tickle," he roared. "Take 'em all!"
But he hadn't expected the somnumancers' power
So many men fell to arcane slumber that day
Soon Cannibal stood with few lackeys at hand
He grew to a fearsome lycanthrophic wolf
It would take might and magic to end the beast's stand
*Chorus*
Enchanted knives, blessed mace, weighted netting
Took down the cruel monster, though he put up a fierce fight
When the dust settled, the church bell rang true
and the townspeople cheered to be rid of this blight
The Forhorns
Alvador, Dak, Hewney, and Pathwyn
Ananke's Crew
Panatix, Wick, Telemachus, and Westin
Vendavel and Lenelle
The last blow struck by Storm
*Chorus*
When she finished the song she mentioned something else.
"Would you happen to have any journeymen priests willing to take up Farnworth's vacated church of Atu? Justice has been meted out to the surviving gang members. Vendavel stayed to keep the town safe, but the villagers could really use proper spiritual guidance too. The church is in a bad way."