Re: Welcome to Baneberry Academy (Weds, August 21st 2019)
The crowd takes this news with muted joy, the round of applause that Tiffany started taking a moment to reach its peak before dying off again.
"I do believe I said that further questions would have to be answered in your classrooms," the old dragon mutters loudly enough that there is no difficulty hearing him, even in the back.
"Headmaster, may I?"
"Of course," he says, taking a symbolic step to the side.
Saphee peers at Anthony for a long moment while she chooses her words. "I'll be blunt, since this is eating into the time I'm supposed to spend telling you all about our medical facilities and how you should all feel free to visit us. There are no Minotaur Americans. No Lamia Americans, either. Nor are there Centaur Americans, Harpy Americans, Bastet Americans, and a list longer than I am of others. Never forget, young man, that your legal status is a powerful advantage that many of your classmates lack. More than a few Witch Hunters have met their ends languishing away in a regular prison, even if, perhaps especially if they murdered their target. Human laws apply to humans and those that can pass for them."
She doesn't seem to be particularly angry, but her tone makes it plain that she hopes to drive this home and not have to repeat herself. The Headmaster steps back in then.
"Thank you, Saphee, that was very succinct. And speaking of humans, our good doctor is human, and I'll say that if humans are a required part of your diet, that you refrain from trying to take a bite out of him. I don't think even I would make it if she gets a loop around my neck," he says, indicating Saphee with his thumb. She responds with a "hrmpf!" and a downright sassy sway of her coils.
He laughs and says, "Poor sod is still oblivious, isn't he?" Saphee blushes brightly while he continues, "And speaking of oblivious, as some of you already know, not everyone is oblivious to the true nature of our Academy. Our reputation, which gives a lot of leeway for covering up accidents, is that we're especially good at straightening out the entitled brats commonly spawned from wealthy elites. In many cases, their own parents are alumni as well, but for some reason, they always leave it as a surprise."
He chuckles softly again before gesturing to the other side of the stage from Saphee. "They may not be for eating, but never-the-less allow me to introduce this year's fresh meat!"
About a dozen terrified teenagers of various descriptions are lead onto the stage by a black-furred wolfman wearing a tracksuit, their arms all bounds together by one giant set of manacles and chain, which the wolfman has no trouble at all jerking when they hesitate despite their combined weight. Growls, jeers, and howls of every sort erupt from the students, further terrifying the already frightened human kids. One, in particular, a small Asian girl with a granny dye job that's showing her roots, completely loses the ability to stand from the force of her trembling terror.