Cabot Family Pool Party (Wed, August 14th '19 afternoon)
"No, Mother," sighed Tiff. "We're not going to have the live string quartet. This is high school! We'll bore everyone to death!"
"Dear, they do know the traditional songs, the church songs as well as classical--" her mother started, but Tiffany Cabot was having none of it.
"NO, Mother!" she said, firmly. "They won't even know the church songs! We're sticking with YouTube, and that's final!"
"If they won't know the church songs, I'm not at all sure that you ought to be associating with them, though," her mother responded. "I mean, they may not be humans, but there's no getting around the fact that they're really Not Our Ki--"
"Not one more word," Tiffany warned, for she was stubborn even for a girl her age, and was not going to let her mother ruin her social life! Besides, they'd already hashed all of this out. Her mother was just trying to make a fuss to get some other concession out of the party.
"Anyway, I'm already going to be going to school with these students," she continued. "It's not like there's any choice about dealing with them. Why be fussy about how much of Our Kind, Dear they are? Any of them might turn out to be an important personal connection in the future, after all. You've always told me that we have to have a variety of contacts in various positions, and that precludes worrying about whether or not they're members in good standing of the EOD."
"Although, if you'd just have let us invite some of those nice young men from the Esoteric Order--"
"Mother! They're, like, twice as old as I am!" protested Tiff. She was exaggerating, but not by too many years. "I need friends my own age!"
"Well, I suppose that's true," sighed Mrs. Cabot. "Still, I'm worried about the kind of people you'll get at a party like this. I know you're a sensible young woman, but I can't help but worry that some unsuitable young man who grows fur every full moon is going to come along and take advantage of your innocence..."
Ah. There it was. The thing she wanted-- no boys, or a promise that Tiff wasn't going to go get her lips and hands and worse entangled with some boy who'd never grow into becoming immortal-under-the-sea. (In the Cabot church, there were only dozens, perhaps hundreds now living who would never die, but they felt that they had a much better claim to the phrase than other churches that hadn't delivered on the promise.)
But it suited Tiffany just fine to accede to the request, in actual fact. Her mother had, somehow, failed to grasp that it wasn't boys that she wanted to waste her youth with, and cooperating on this point would make the rest easier. For now.
"All right, Mother," she sighed, amplifying the drama in her voice at least threefold. "If you insist, I promise, Dagon's Claws to my Heart, that I won't take up with any boys who show up at the party. No guests, no pizza boys, no groundskeepers, no pool boys, nothing of the kind. I'll just spend time with the girls."
"Well, as long as you're careful about that," said her mother, and Tiff knew she'd won...