Marc (Blackie) DuQuesne:
A Geordie?
TLDR; friendly, decent people born in Newcastle upon Tyne in the Northeast of England.
Sorry for length of this - started writing and couldn't stop. I'm proud of where I'm from and who I am!!
A Geordie is a native of Newcastle upon Tyne in the Northeast of England. When the rest of England was conquered by the French, we were the cool kids and were conquered by the Danes and Vikings who settled here.
You can still hear their influence in our regional dialect. We say yem or ohm instead of home, ganning for going, claggy for thick and sticky, clarts for muck (mud usually), heed, hinny, oot, howay, aye, and so on. People often think that it's the Scottish influence on our culture, but they like us have a mixture of Gaelic and Danish influence, more akin to the Irish Gaelic tribes than the southern English (or Mercian) tribes. Only our dialect is closer to Danish than Gaelic.
Go 14miles south where you hit Sunderland, our "hated" rivals. Similar accent, but there's is significantly different - noticeable only to those born in our region... They're the Mackems, so named because they used to build the ship hills and we'd fit them out at our yards - so they'd make them and we'd take them, hence the phrase Mackem and Takem.
Another 20miles and you have Middlesbrough, the city of the Smoggies. Other places nearby we have Reivers, Sand-dancers, Monkey-Hangers... All of whom are seen (or heard) as Geordies, but who aren't true Geordies.
Then there's football - or soccer as you heathens call it. Real football, where you use your feet to kick the ball to each other rather than throw it, and we're the Magpies of Newcastle United. Sunderland are 2 full divisions below us, so our usual heated rivalry is somewhat muted at the minute. We're passionate about our football, we have black and white blood in our veins.
In real terms, our economy was always based on shipbuilding and mining for tin and coal, but those industries have died a death up here in my lifetime, meaning higher unemployment and less money (80% of the UK's wealth is in and around London, and Newcastle is a small city compared to other southern cities like Birmingham, Manchester and Coventry - so we're not high up on the list of cities to invest in). But outside of small rural communities, we're one of the (if not the) friendliest cities in the UK. We still hold family values highly, look out for one another and value the sense of community that larger cities have lost.
We love our little luxuries. Despite not having much money we celebrate life, usually enjoy drinking and smoking (if that's your thing) and on the little things in life - mostly social in nature.
There's a reason why the Geordie accent is used as a voice-over in a lot of adverts to sell products. We are viewed as friendly, honest, trustworthy and down to earth. However, the few Geordies that we've exported to the USA usually come with subtitles!!
There you go, a short (ha!) synopsis for you.