The Duke:
"Speak normal. I do not have your diaglostic and i why would a user guide remove water? You speak no sense!!
The Oni and the other tribes seem to be stealing water from the basin. Can you see in the sewers where most is wasted? They have a cleansing room here where they waste a lot of water but they only listen to a screen it seems."
"...I'm sorry that there's difficulty in communicating. I'll try to speak more carefully."
When the computer speaks again, a few seconds later, the female voice's tone is different, as if she's speaking to a child.
"...I am trying to look at the problem... if you mean the operating theater, I see that a lot of water is going in the drain there, but I think that's only part of the problem you're talking about. I think the problem is more at the source... I think that the staff on this level need to reduce their water consumption-- you're very smart to report the problem to me. I'll do what I can to help. The operating theater, which is nearby, is able to recycle some water, but it's getting too much, and there's not much I can do about that. Have you already talked to the people bringing water into that room about how they're using more water than the room was designed to recycle?"
Ajakstu Gul makes an interesting find... behind a pile of papers, he finds an interesting-looking beetle. It's very large-- a good 8 inches-- and colorful.
(I'm picturing a weird alien Hercules, Stag, or Goliath-type beetle, but describe it, please.
--How many horns does it have?
--What colors?)
It's eating some other, smaller bug.
When Ajakstu Gul moves the papers and finds the beetle, it seems as interested in him as it is in him. Wings pop out from under its carapace, and it flies (wow, it can fly? Amazing! Its wings must be very strong!) up onto Ajakstu Gul's arm... where it sort of rubs up against him and makes a purring noise. It likes Ajakstu Gul! And it seems smart, too!
(What will you name your new pet?)