The Duke:
ooc: Do intelligent. The Duke has just eaten after all
The Duke finds... a blob.
Well, a blob that stands up on two pseudopods like a human would. And it has two... pseudoarms, too. It even has a stubby little-- top... growth... on top, where a (thick) neck and a (slightly pointy) head would go on a human.
So. A greenish blob, almost-transparent but not very (it'd probably be really pretty if you shone a light behind it, though)... about five-ish feet tall...
...And it talks.
"...Oh! Look at you! You poor thing! Has someone been fighting with you? Are you hurt?" The voice is like that of a human woman... if just a little underwater. A bit of a lilting, almost sing-song accent.
Foers almost immediately classifies this blob as DO NOT KILL.
Ajakstu has trouble finding The Duke at first (hey, the lighting is not optimum out here), but after a minute, oh, there he is, by that... green blob. Person. That's talking to him. Huh. Okay.