Envoy to Swift Stream Village
Santio took a deep breath, then stepped over and lifted the deer onto his shoulders in the traditional 'firemans carry'.
He turned to look at the wizened little orc, and strode over to an invisible halfway mark, where he stopped, and addressed the little man-creature.
He decided to keep it simply.
But what followed didn't exactly come out, the way he had rehearsed it in his head.
- rolled 0 using 1d20-1 (try to) Impress the Orcs ... yup, thats a natural '1', modified down
"I am S .. S .. Santio.
It is, um, true that I, ahh, hunted this meat as o..offering of our good willing, um, I mean ... faith, during the snow storm last night.
But that was easy enough," he said, flipping the deer up over his head, so that it landed at the elder's feet, "for ... hmm, umm, a woodsm...hunter such as me, um, I ... who hunted Te Feu,um,ngul ... the whi... MIGHTY white tiger ... during a snow stor... much worse blizzard only a week ago.
oh, yeah, and I, like, um, killed it with one arrow shot, and one blade" he seemed to stumble then, as though the right word eluded him: but he made an awkward stabbing motion in the air before him. Even in the cold snow, he was sweating now, "... STRIKE, yeah strike ... that pierced its heart directly.".
He drew from his sachet the tiger skull: the one he'd painted so carefully* with a forest setting ... a white tiger crouched (ready to pounce) over top of the skull and down onto the forehead. * Santio has high Dex, and proficiency with Painting Tools.
"As well as the ummm meat," he called out, to the village as a whole, kind of pointing weakly at the deer, "I offer its head as ... um, I mean the tigers skull, not the deers, as a gift ... well, the deer's too, I guess ... because its, um, like, part of that body. Um, anyway, to your leader". Turning his attention back to the old orc, and (with both shaking hands) reverently offered the painted skull. He started to bow to one knee: then wasn't sure if that was the right thing to do, he didn't. He looked around then for Kiara ... a wild, panicked look in his eye.
{assuming the tiger skull is taken} he continued on uncomfortably:
"Should any of you, like maybe one at a time? wish to test me on this ... I, um, accept your challenge? in advance?"
Then, he stepped back, to rejoin his retinue, and allow Goldentongue to again take the lead socially.
I typed up the boast ... then modified it after I made the roll, to better emulate the roll.