Re: [Misc] Smith's Gambit
Azu blew a razzberry as she realized he was indeed flirting with her, all his talk about signals and fires. "Of course I am, good sir, it would be impossible for me to be in the wrong head, now wouldn't it? I mean unless I'd been polymorphed or..." The horrid idea crept into her brain. What if she had been polymorphed? What if she had been turned into an ugly old hag...or worse...a beautiful old hag...or worse - worse an ugly young hag! She began to panic, "Oh no! What if I've been polymorphed? Am I an ugly young hag. Oh NO!" She immediately began to cry and put her face in her hands. "I'm *sob* an ugly young *sob* hag! No one will ever want to watch me perform again. I'll die alone in my ugly youngness...*SOB!*"
She grabbed the man by his lapels and pressed her wet face against his clean shirt. She felt around until she found a handkerchief (preferably his) and pulled it to her face and blew her nose, and again, and again, until it was soaked and then handed it to him as if nothing had even happened.