Re: [OOC] Arena Signup and OOC chat!
lol it wasn't intentional but thanks
Of course. As expected of a genius on par with myself. I'm a highly intellectual individual, after all. In fact, if I'm not the smartest person ever (debatable), I'm most definitely in the top three, at the very least.
This includes, of course, all the world's most renowned geniuses and scientific trailblazers, as well as a safe margin to ensure the inclusion of bright minds that went ever so woefully undiscovered. As the ruffians would put it, 'MENSA has nothing on this' (ha! how quaint!)
Though there are multiple ways to measure intelligence, I excel equally astoundingly in every area. You see, when I was a mere three winters young, I partook in a medically-recommended intelligence quotient examination (hereon IQ Test), and the instructor was astounded by my incredible results (the first in a long line of surprises for those inferior-minded fellows whomst I so graciously choose to allow to stand by my side).
As it turns out, that even at such a young age, I had an IQ estimated to be at least 180 points. This was sure to increase as I continued my development and entered education.
And indeed it did so, and rapidly I may add. My IQ is so high that I can only take specialized tests for those in my category (a unique category that I was allowed to coin as I am the only living human worthy enough to reside in it, I call it Supergenius, as it is far above the Genius Threshold of 140 IQ). Currently my IQ is measured to be at least 220, but I haven't checked in a few months, so I'm confident it's gone up by several points.
My time spent in public education was fleeting. The grotesque infestation of insolent students and impotent teachers lead my family to pursue private education for their wonderfully gifted darling. My parents truly doted on me, it was extremely uncouth.
Regardless of my struggles, I sped through elementary education with little to not effort on my part whatsoever. I never once studied for a test, and no assignment ever took me the recommended amount of time. I always finished in at least half that.
For this reason, my early years were spent increasing my social intelligence, rather than my academics. which were already flawless. It did not even take me the whole of my first semester in first grade at my all-boys' school to completely win over and subjugate the other children.
Under my rule, not a single quarrel ever broke out among the drooling simpletons, and every child prospered with whatever they desired. Frankly, I did more for the school than the rest of the staff members ever did, but it's to be expected of someone of my greatly benevolent persuasion.
Upon entering secondary education, I simply sat back and waited for a scholarship to an ivy league to be handed to me. It goes without saying that I did not wait long.
I was gleefully accepted into Oxford University after the Chancellor himself witnessed my wholly spotless record since my induction into the educational system.
By this time, I had already begun building up my resume with the obligatory entry-level jobs. These unimpressive and low-paying careers would not be a part of my life for long.
During my next few years in the prestigious institution, I made friends with all of my peers, and was unanimously elected student council president. I had at least a small part in each and every club, from my more artistic interests in theater and orchestra, to my athletic conquests in american football and track and field.
This was a co-ed environment, so I had received numerous requests for dates, even from my seniors. I was uninterested, but accepted a few to build a good image. Though I thought I had put little sincerity into these outings, I was informed many years later during a reunion held at an expensive destination that of the dozens of women I charmed with my romantic personality and attractive looks, only two ever went on to marry, and the rest still yearned for me. An unfortunate situation for them surely, but also an unavoidable one as when it comes to me, no others can compare.
After finishing my final terms, I was (unsurprisingly to anyone) awarded the highest award of valedictorian. I recall the stone-faced superintendent breaking down into tears when I bade her and my other superiors farewell. She retired the next day.
I beg that you do not get the wrong idea on the matters; I certainly did not leave a trail of sorrow in my wake. Rather, most of those who met me were inspired by my aptitude and confidence, and to them I became their shining beacon of success. Most of them are several decades into high-end careers with large and loving families. Good for them, I say.
In my case, I obviously accepted my fully-paid scholarship into Oxford, which came with no participatory requirements whatsoever, which may be a first in their history. It seemed the council members wholeheartedly agreed that simply being known as the university that reared such a prodigy would do nothing but great things for their reputation.
The visionaries were correct, and I once again blessed many of my peers by taking part in similar extracurricular focuses. By this age, I had truly grown into an enthralling image. A herculean adonis is no exaggeration, and I have been called the same thing by many women (and men for that matter, not that I lean that way).
A list of my pursuits is painstaking to accomplish completely, so I will instead supply only my greatest highlights: For starters, I was the quarterback of the football team. In addition, I also had the lead role in all five of the grand theatrical reconstructions. Lastly, and the most proud accomplishments of them all during this period of my life, I became the reigning champion in the chess club for my final three years, and even managed to win twice in a row against Magnus Carlsen (these matches were never made public).
Throughout my time, I've met many celebrities. Listing them all would be a chore, and there is no single biggest name that I could throw out to awe you. Allow me to say that great individuals from all walks of life have been gifted the chance to meet with me. Nearly all of them left with profound new insights in their personal work. From legendary actors and actresses, to the world's foremost scientific minds, I have never ended a conversation wherein my speaking partner was at all disappointed.
With my wondrous experiential history as it was, no employer would deny me an interview. My major was in liberal arts, so the world was very much my oyster, whatever career I wished to decide upon.
Eventually, I began private contracting work for a fortune 500 company. The details are not for me to disclose, but I will say that I am making a salary large enough to rival the GDP of certain small countries.
At this time, I am semi-retired, as I only work a handful of hours each week, but still make six figures, which is more than enough to maintain my manor grounds and allow for a pleasantly luxurious bachelor lifestyle.
All this leads us to here and now, where I oh-so-cleverly wrote up an incredibly distinguished piece, brimming with comedic value, of which you complimented me on. I believe that was a wise choice on your part, though I can't say it's new to me.
Anyhow, I must be off to inspect my newest yacht, it just came back from the shop and I think I'll take it for a spin in my private lake. Ciao!