Hall Of Hopeless Heroes.   Posted by Happy Mage.Group: 0
Happy Mage
 GM, 479 posts
 Do you believe in magic?
 I hope you do.
Wed 5 Feb 2020
at 18:35
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Here we honor Happy Mage and those he has sacrificed for our utter enjoyment!
Xen Kell
Wed 5 Feb 2020
at 18:38
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When Happy said that he could poof people away like Thanos and didn't even need an infinity gauntlet, Xen Kell said "Prove it."
Valaric
 Human, 207 posts
 Human Male (K/D 0:0)
 Scale Armor, Crossbow
Wed 5 Feb 2020
at 18:39
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Valaric, after the most baller use of Instant Fortress, became inactive when the fortress didn't instantly kill the entire other team.

He will be missed.
Kersarge Hewnaxe
 Dwarf, 78 posts
 Sword, shield, Chainmail
 Dwarf
Wed 5 Feb 2020
at 23:25
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We lost two of our ranks in a dungeon crawl, may their nameless npc souls rest in peace as another sacrifice in this hall
Happy Mage
 GM, 936 posts
 Do you believe in magic?
 I hope you do.
Wed 11 Mar 2020
at 21:08
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Therkom Stonefist.

While being a regular poster in the waiting list, once Therkom was bumped into team 4 he curiously stopped posting, even though he checked in a few times and ignored my pms. Ce le vie.
Yuirkinshirka Krumplefesset
 Gnome, 158 posts
 Chain Mail
 Really Big Hammer
Wed 11 Mar 2020
at 21:27
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Unfairly, Rhogar, after unfairly being treated most unfairly was unfairly ejected unfairly from the dungeon unfairly.
Happy Mage
 GM, 994 posts
 Do you believe in magic?
 I hope you do.
Fri 20 Mar 2020
at 16:51
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Therkom returns to slay more zombies and drink more ale!
Bard
 Tabaxi Female, 23 posts
 AC: 14, Hp: 37/37
 Psychic Blade/Psychic Bla
Sat 21 Mar 2020
at 02:41
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In reply to Happy Mage (msg # 7):

Bridget became goo as a new warrior entered the dungeon.
Therkom Stonefist
 player, 5 posts
 HP 21/21
 AC 13
Sun 22 Mar 2020
at 02:25
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No luck with these rolls! hahahah
Dox the Immortal
 Human, 86 posts
 Male Chultan in Chainmail
 Shield and Spear
Sun 22 Mar 2020
at 04:40
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Dox had to concentrate on college finals (although it seemed really early and Happy is super sure that was just a lame excuse).
Jimmy Switchblade
 Gnome, 178 posts
 Gnome
 Cloak
Sun 22 Mar 2020
at 18:24
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Corona virus puts Jimmy on hiatus, though there are fond wishes to return.
Rangrim Stormaxe
 Dwarf, 148 posts
 Warhammer and Shield
 Splint Armor, Piercings
Fri 27 Mar 2020
at 03:44
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After Happy accidentally mistook him for Kersarge, Rangrim couldn't handle the pressure of having to distinguish himself as a dwarf.
And Kersarge killed him.

Actually, Joe Dirt killed him, Kersarge just mooned him.
Lir
 Human, 15 posts
 Scaly skin, Silver Amulet
 Birch wand, Twin Daggers
Sun 29 Mar 2020
at 06:36
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Lir was completely rekt by Muiral, who gave him the people's elbow.
Joe Dirt
 Half-elf, 128 posts
Sun 5 Apr 2020
at 15:58
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Joe Dirt finished strong but decided PVP was too much work for his frail mind. When asked to create his own eulogy Joe declined by never replying. So you get this.
Elhorn Hartgard
 Half-elf, 431 posts
 Studded Leather, Daggers
 KD 0:0
Sun 5 Apr 2020
at 16:00
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Elhorn was actually a ring of mind preserving or whatever its called. He was controlling the body of the character you all thought was Elhorn. It was going to be a really great twist when he was killed in PVP and another player took the ring and then he took over their body.

I'm glad that never happened bc I would have allowed it and I'm sure the other player would have been like "WHAT?"
Yuirkinshirka Krumplefesset
 Gnome, 214 posts
 Chain Mail
 Really Big Hammer
Sat 11 Apr 2020
at 19:52
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I've had a lot of fun with (most) of the other players, and I feel bad for the attachments they may have formed with some of my characters.

Except for Jimmy Buchanan. Fuck that guy.
Ront the Brawn
 Half-Orc, 109 posts
 Half-Orc Male
 Dark clothes, Greataxe
Wed 22 Apr 2020
at 19:41
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Ront hasn't posted in 1.5 weeks.
Sveitha White
 Human, 165 posts
 Warhammer
 Splint and Shield
Wed 29 Apr 2020
at 04:41
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Who knew that light clerics will melt like a purple flavor kool aid popsicle if left in a cave for too long?