Yawning Portal Tavern.   Posted by Happy Mage.Group: 0
Happy Mage
 GM, 1097 posts
 Do you believe in magic?
 I hope you do.
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 19:47
Yawning Portal Tavern
All is black. Suddenly your eyes open and you're sitting in a corner of the tavern with your beverage of choice. You see old allies and old enemies and some newbs. How the hell you all are able to have your own corner is an enigma, because the entire tavern is a circle surrounding the circular portal that leads down into the dungeon.

Lizbet is gone but now Durnan is here, serving and telling stories sure to make anyone yawn.
Durnan
 NPC, 1 post
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 19:54
Yawning Portal Tavern
"Then the ulithard grabbed the gnome with his neck tentacles and pulled her in to eat her brain, and she says, it's too spicy for you to choke down!

Meanwhile, the scorpion man pulls off his elbow pad and gives the sorcerer the People's ELbow, but it's too powerful and both of them erupt in a ball of flames and disintegrate. Hey, look! There they are right there!

You two! You have Muiral's Trophies? Don't you?"

Durnan points at Tristan and Little Shadow who are in their separate corners.
Tristan
 Human, 224 posts
 Scale Mail
 Inscribed Shield
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 20:09
Yawning Portal Tavern
Tristan nodded and rose, swaggering up to the bar to take a seat opposite Durnan. "Indeed we do," he said, setting a longsword in its scabbard on the counter between them. "It was quite the battle we had."
Little Shadow
 Halfling, 443 posts
 Studded Leather
 Loaded Crossbow
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 20:14
Yawning Portal Tavern
Little Shadow steps up alongside Tristan.  The halfling would have liked to put a hand on the man's shoulder, but would have to settle with the small of his back; Muiral's elbow pad plainly visible to Durnan and anyone else for that matter.

"It certainly was!"

This message was last edited by the player at 20:14, Wed 01 Apr.

Durnan
 NPC, 2 posts
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 20:21
Yawning Portal Tavern
"Look at that! Muiral's Longsword and The People's Elbow. It's rumored these things have incredible powers, but only a powerful wizard would be able to explain what without you just trying stuff.

If for any reason you don't wanna hang on to these I'd be happy to buy them."

Gary The Shield Guardian
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 20:23
Yawning Portal Tavern
Gary has been unnoticeable in his corner, because he stands as still as a statue.
Sveitha White
 Human, 137 posts
 Warhammer
 Chain and Shield
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 20:43
Yawning Portal Tavern
Sveitha sits down at a table, Stupid disease making me try and kiss people to spread it.  So do we pick our own teams or teleport?
Jimmy Buchanan
 Human, 27 posts
 Lumberjack
 Axe
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 21:18
Yawning Portal Tavern
Jimmy finishes chugging a pint of IPA and goes into a trance. He points at the big sign that says ready and how 13 people are on it but 4 people still haven't readied.

"Teleport. But there are 13 players and only the first 12 will make it onto the 4 teams of 3. But if none of those 4 people chime in by the end of the day, Happy will advertise for more new players. Or just do 3 teams....which may be easier..."

Jimmy snaps out of his trance.
Kersarge Hewnaxe
 Dwarf, 181 posts
 Sword, shield, Chainmail
 Dwarf
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 21:56
Yawning Portal Tavern
Kersarge sits down at a table, eying up the treasure the other team possess,"Darn, if it weren't for that boxing match we would have got that treasure." he sighs defeatedly,"Oh well, maybe next round me and my new team we'll earn something amazing."
Bharash
 Dragonborn, 186 posts
 Male Green Dragonborn
 I have cool green scales.
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 23:26
Yawning Portal Tavern
"Oh I'm back in another one of these. Is this the same one or a different one?" Bharash wonders. "DURNAN! Be a good Lizbet and get me the strongest everything. Being drunk will numb the pain for when we inevitably die again. "
Tristan
 Human, 226 posts
 Scale Mail
 Inscribed Shield
Wed 1 Apr 2020
at 23:53
Re: Yawning Portal Tavern
Durnan:
"Look at that! Muiral's Longsword and The People's Elbow. It's rumored these things have incredible powers, but only a powerful wizard would be able to explain what without you just trying stuff.

If for any reason you don't wanna hang on to these I'd be happy to buy them."


”Looks like we’ll be needing to find a powerful wizard then,” Tristan said with an easy smile.
Therkom Stonefist
 player, 17 posts
 HP 30/30
 AC 18
Thu 2 Apr 2020
at 03:25
Re: Yawning Portal Tavern
Therkom feels a bit dizzy. He remembers being in the tavern, then teleported to a museum where a fight breaks out. He is not sure if the gas mask had anything to do with it, but it was an out of body experience. He thought he was helping his team fight, but doesn't really know what happened. Maybe something about a fireball. Now he is back in the tavern and decides it is time for a drink. After chugging a strong stout, he belches and greets his companions. "Well... long time no see."

This message was last edited by the player at 03:25, Thu 02 Apr.

Bard
 Tabaxi Female, 36 posts
 AC: 14, Hp: 1/37
 Leather/Psychic Blade
Thu 2 Apr 2020
at 07:35
Re: Yawning Portal Tavern
" I hate magic so unfair. I try and set up an ambush and Fireball for over kill. What is a Soulknife supposed to do "