"Attention all hands, we are about to engage the Quantum Para-Dimensional Transport Device. Blue Alert. I say again Blue Alert. Immediately upon jump, Red Alert will remain in effect." announces Smith over intership.
[OOC: I thought Discovery's Black Alert was kinda dumb, but this .gif was available and I liked it, so we'll run with it.]
The lights dim and there is a noticeable
DISCONTINUITY, then the ship appears close to the desired coordinates. Smith pats the console approvingly.
"Captain, jump was successful." His voice sounds almost emotional.
Khendron begins receiving confirmation from all stations that they are on combat alert.
"Captain, detecting the distress signal. Range: five light seconds," reports Thoma. She puts it on speaker.
"—ention any ship—<crackle>—are under attack by—own Lightning class—ull breach, atmo—ping. Many injuries and several dead. I say again, Attent— is the merchant cruiser —"
"Damn it!" she exclaims. That's the exact same transmission, right down to the static breaks. It's a decoy!" Thoma sounds well and truly pissed off.
Ramirez at tactical reports,
"No ship or any wreckage detected at that point. There's indications that the Armida went to full emergency speed directly to zenith. Son of a bitch!"
"Transmission is a point source, probably a small buoy," confirms Thoma.
"Tabarnac!" swears DesMarais. A Quebecoise accent, usually absent from her speech, slips out.
Smith clears his throat.
"As my friend Jerry would say, 'We've been had.'"