Collette eyes Kyra and her new friend cautiously. They seem to be getting along well, all told. They're eating pizza and drinking root beer from the replicator and listening to music—Collette
assumes it qualifies as music to some tastes.
Entitled
The Teleportation Blues, the song goes:
Aldebaran's great okay, Algol's pretty neat,
Betelgeuse's pretty girls, Will knock you off your feet.
They'll do anything you like, Real fast and then real slow,
But if you have to take me apart to get me there, Then I don't want to go.
Take me apart, take me apart, What a way to roam.
And if you have to take me apart to get me there, I'd rather stay at home.
Sirius is paved with gold, So I've heard it said,
By nuts who then go on to say, "See Tau before you're dead",
I'll gladly take the high road, Or even take the low,
But if you have to take me apart to get me there, Then I for one won't go.
Take me apart, take me apart, You must be off your head,
And if you try to take me apart to get me there, I'll stay right here in bed.
I teleported home one night, With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away, And I got Sidney's leg.
Yeah, I got Sidney's leg."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p061m3yq/player
The singer has a raspy voice and the actual melody is quite catchy, but Collette finds the overall effect grating.
"Oh, well, all part of being the parent of a teenager," she muses as she watches them. Petty Officer Cobretti is on station outside the door to the quarters in case this whole thing turns out to be a bad idea.
This message was last edited by the player at 19:39, Wed 07 Apr 2021.