Maximum Carnage: Epilogue
Mexico City
Four... Five... Six... April had cased the little café already, but she took advantage of the opportunity to feel-- perhaps even savor-- the inconsequential threat the cartel's snipers posed to her. Her elusive quarry made eye contact from across the room; like her father, he was so much younger than she remembered him. She gave the killer-for-hire a smile and a shy wave of her hand... and immediately felt like an idiot.
She crossed the room, pulled out a chair, and sat across from... who is this man, really? Who is he to me?
"Chocolate caliente, por favor." She held up two fingers to the waiter. "Thank you for meeting with me, Tarántula. Kaine."
Kaine hid behind his coffee cup. "You're well-informed. And your approach doesn't scream 'law enforcement'. Who are you?"
"My friends call me 'April'."
"And your enemies?"
"I don't have any enemies."
Kaine blinked in surprise, and almost laughed out loud. "You've spent the last two weeks tearing up the entire Mexico City underworld. You've got three different cartels with three different bounties on your head, you're wanted by the federales, and I'm thinking about killing you myself."
April frowned. "Yeah, fair. But none of them are really my enemies; they're just keeping me from getting what I want. I could kill them all if I wanted to, but I just want them to get out of my way so I can stop hurting them."
"Sure, that's totally not disturbing at all. Who are you?"
"It's complicated." April sighed. Here we go. "You... don't know me yet, but I've known you all of my life. We go way, way back... and kinda sideways. It's complicated, I said."
"You said. Make it simple."
April rolled her eyes. "Fine. Once upon a time, there was a young couple-- let's call them Peter and Mary Jane, and in this story, they were married and they had a little baby named May. But one dark and stormy night, an evil goblin stole her away. They searched and they searched, but they could not find where the evil goblin had hidden their baby. Peter's friends were Earth's mightiest heroes and the kingdom's cleverest spies, but they could not find Baby May."
That, at least, had finally garnered Kaine's full attention.
"But Peter had a brother, an evil twin that nobody talked about. Peter hated his evil twin as much as he loved him, and the evil twin loved Peter as much as he hated him. He tracked the evil goblin to his lair and slew him. He found Baby May and he carried her home to Peter in his arms. And then he disappeared again, for many years, until Baby May grew up and needed a grizzled old mentor to help her follow in her father's footsteps."
Kaine did laugh this time. "That is one impressive line of bullshit. But Pete and MJ never got married. Never had a kid. And if they did, she wouldn't have ended up leaving a trail of destruction through Mexico City to ask me to be her Mister Miyagi. I can't give you what you want, kid, but I'll give you airfare if you promise to leave Mexico tonight and never come back... and maybe I can keep my associates from following you home."
"I already told you... I'm not May. She was the best of us. I'm just a defective copy. I'm nothing but her you, Uncle Kaine."
Kaine stared at her, speechless.
"I want you to come home with me. I can help you. These were the worst years of your life, and I can help you get away. I know you want that more than anything... but I can't make you trust me, I can't make you come with me. So, if you want to stay here and keep fighting for someone else's drug money, I'll leave you alone. But I'm taking Ben's hoodie with me. One of us is going to wear it again."
[-FIN-]
Some people know La Tarantula is Kaine. Some people know Kaine is a clone of Spider-Man, and that there was another clone named Ben who died. Nobody knows that Kaine has been holding on to Ben's hoody for all these years.
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