Chapter 1: That Town Needs an Enema!
"Wait, that's it? Like.... you're giving us two weeks worth of canned food and that's your offer?" spoke Aradia, her elegant features a fusile mix of mild annoyance and disappointment. That was the sort of stuff she knew they fed to cats and gerbils. Better yet, it was the kind of stuff folk in this camp would kill you over - this dude was offering shitty animal food with the added bonus of a death-sentence.
"Well, I suppose it's only right that I stick around to hear the second part of the offer, and my half of this bargain... tell me, what do I do in exchange for this... prize?" she queried, quickly defusing her temper as she realised that if the mission was easy enough, this might not be too bad an offer. In a pinch, it'd serve as non-perishable sustenance. As for danger, Aradia was dangerous herself - her combat-magic could easily match the Witches of Wichita, never mind some half-starved gunslinger. And if she didn't need it, she could distribute the food to someone less fortunate. A starving child, perhaps. Or a stray dog, more appropriately.
"And yeah - what IS the catch?"
OOC - I'm gonna say this now, Aradia is a little bit of a bitch here and there. That being said though, it's part of her charm - she wasn't quite expecting to be conjured into the apocalypse-land and made to eat Milrat and Dog-Food.
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