IC: Runething
Caile raises his second mug of ale in yet another toast to Brander.
"Hear, hear, Master Brander. Tomorrow, we toil. But tonight, we DRINK!"
The Frailer downs his mug in one big gulp and tosses it over to Brander as he begins to unfasten his leather harness and unbuckle his sword from his belt. He drops his gear on top of his backpack and leaps onto a table, flute in hand. For a moment he sways, dangerously close to losing his balance, before he recovers and turns to his audience.
"I promised you entertainment, and I am a man of my word, despite being a filthy half-thing." He flicks his slightly pointed ears and smiles. "Here is a ballad of another halfblood, though one much cruder and stinkier than I."
Caile raises the flute to his lips and plays a jaunty little melody before he starts to sing in a clear baritone.
"There once was an ogre so smelly,
folks claimed something died in her belly.
When she let one rip,
Those whom it did grip,
Found it to be rather quite deadly.
The ogre, whose name was Old Tuckett,
Always she carried a big bucket.
When her belly did shift,
Her skirt she'd then lift,
Fill it, and then she'd just chuck it.
But one day her journey was ended,
By raiders; in sleep undefended.
They cut her in twain,
From groin up to brain,
Through the wound her contents upended.
A goat, two dogs and a pig they spied,
Some rocks, a priest and a dwarf, deep-fried.
The gore, it shook'em,
The stench overtook'em,
And so, the Grim Butchers all died.
Old Tuckett, the ogre, no longer alone,
Her likeness erected in marble and stone.
In life, vilified,
In death, deified,
For the post mortem bravery she'd shown."
With a final warble of tunes from his flute Caile finishes the song and looks out over the room, waiting.