"Live" RP - Alycone - Hôtel de Goût Exquis
Troisseau winces at the flute of liquid- neither the citrus nor the champagne seem bodily sound as what he would drink were he to be taking care of himself. He pulls from his vest a green juice. "Oh Madame Penelope; if I take care of one thing; it is my digestive system. This is a recipe that Ive discovered from the good wisdom of my dear friend Terzo. I'm admittedly in one of the most perilous moments of my entire life, but my gut is one place I am not in anguish. Smiles and chugs at something that looks appallingly unlike anything JKT would imbibe and endorse. He spoons together a plate of fruits and melons, some croissants. Grabs, 4 small containers of a rum-liquiere sauce, two containers of butter and drenches and dresses his petit dejuener to his desired richeness. He nibbles and presents with an urbane presence. He will be finished soon and then transition instantly into the somber Chief Inspector. For now, he eats buttery bread and fruits drenched in sweet sauce. He has one more playful pass to make at his new associate. "Mon grand ingenue jolie! It is as if you have take one look at my face and decided then that I am unwell and perhaps not sound in mind. Why, as I recall, I wrote to you by my own hand before you'd ever laid eyes on me admitting as such. You cluck cluck as though Ive taken to a vice such as gambling. I ran without reservation directly onto the back of an eikon, and I believed I was inspired in doing so! Is this the sort of defect you tsk tsk because I am seriously concerned that I may not survive the coming weeks!" His hands cover his eyes and he is clearly crying. "I am not taking care of myself at all, Pandrosus. I'm surviving with the favor of my 3 tipped lord, (looks child-like and tender into her eyes) and dear friends who have come to me in a moment I have called out." JKT regains his composure and lectures himself on how delightfully charming and playful that came out.
Mme. Pandrosus. I have briefs for you to review. Here is a cursory overview of Alycone culture and social norms. We love a heroine I assure you, and welcome outsiders of great merit. It will help you greatly to be mindful of her people's favor when speaking in public. A little sip of this will go far I assure you. You will find a description of a junior agent that I have assigned as your valet la main. Your hand, if you will. Her name is Agatha D'Pleine. She's bright, energetic, will assist you navigating the city and culture, and will gladly assist you as you need. I selected her because I sensed yours is a joye de vivre that cannot be contained. You're tongue is as free as your heart and no imposition or ambition can counter this. Agatha is one whom is excelled in her ability to silently navigate and manipulate a room while always appearing the most inoffensive and sparsely memorable personalities. Terzo has been assigned an Aide de Main that I selected to suit his needs and personal traits. I trust she will be a valuable assistance to your work in Alycone, Mme. This page is a memo the movement and activities of the Eikon over the past 72 hours. From here, we will meet at the DDOS headquarters. I will be able to provide the two of you with more specificity and candor as to what we are dealing with. I will also be briefing the team as to those parties who lent their magics to this creation. There is a highly sensitive dossier there which Agatha will hold with her always should you need to review. The destruction of the Eikons is seen and felt by all, but the mess and discord that has been wrought invisibly here is equally concerning I believe."
Troisseau exhales. He grabs one more croissant, butters it and stuffs it into his mouth. He looks over at Sage and bows his head, concentrating his mind with his admiration for her power and grace. "Now mon femme inspiree, regarding your opulent surroundings. They rather appear a fitting setting for which someone such as you can feel most natural. Myself, I run the requisite of being able to work competently in just about any possible setting I find myself in- but do I appear a man who can draw inspiration crammed into a barracks? Spending days staring ahead inside a charrabanc carriage? Were Terzo in possession of the magical abilities, I'm sure he'd transform himself into a tortoise and spend his life in a tranquil garden. Such a lovely man, I would visit this little turtle- and return to the crown jewel of Alycone luxury, this very suite you have commandeered. I believe I was a guest here eleven years ago. It has been renovated drastically, but let Terzo discover the private herbal/menthyl steam showers and baths offered only in your suite. If he does not emerge just glowing and traipsing about as a young maiden struck with amour, then I will buy you a mink stole that sweeps the ground." He smiles and stares ahead; clearly unfocused on the turmoil he was just moments ago gripped with. "Mme I believe Terzo has discovered the ornate sculpture gardens on site. There is no other rationale for him not having joined us by now. I would like to greet my friend, would you join me, or shall you join us later?"