Return to Stonehell Dungeon
"No no, there are no trumpets in this story," Leah explained. "But maybe there is a music room in the dungeon we did not find yet? But okay, so there were the dwarves behind the disappearing door. They are mappers and since we are also mappers, I asked if they wanted to share maps, but they did not seem very interested in that, because they were not there really to map, but to find old dwarf things, but dwarves live a really long time, so even regular dwarf things are probably really old. So I asked if they would pay us for telling them about dwarf things, and they said they would. So I told them about the ogre mouth, but they did not pay us, so I guess that dwarves do not carve giant scary ogre mouths. So I told them about the disappearing door, but they did not give us any money for that either. But they did tell us how to find a way out which was the way that brought us to you. So maybe you know the dwarves? If so, we should get some money back since your friends sent us here and they forgot to pay us for the ogre mouth and the disappearing door," she chided him.
"And then we left, and our cleric, who only ever has one thing on his mind, if you know what I mean, he said he wanted to go look for our fine mage, but I said no, because the fine mage said he wanted to explore a different way, not the way our leader said we should explore. And since he knew where we were and went to where we started, he was not lost anyway, but we did not know how to find either him or there, because they did not listen to me when I said we should explore more corridors. Remember I said that? Because I did. And then our halfling, I like her by the way, because she seems very nice and has good things to say, so our halfing asked about cats or carp. But we already left the dwarves and the rest of us did not know if dwarves like those animals, so we could not say. But if you are friends with dwarves, you can tell her when they get to the top of the platform and come here, right?"
"So then we found some hungry rats, but we left them alone... oh! We were going to go back after they finished eating. But we forgot. So maybe there is something there. But we forgot, so we went past some graffiti that was not by dwarves. So we kept walking and then we see a man, but he ran away and we could not ask him about dwarf things. So we walked some more, and then we found a whole bunch of orcs! Thy said they were open sore orcs, and we were not allowed there, so I asked if they wanted to come with us to fight goblins. But that did not turn out very well, since everyone else attacked the orcs who were just trying to get some sleep. But one orc was awake enough and he decided to run away and we all watched him go. Then he found a bunch more orcs, and came back! There was a king and a queen orc too. So we had a fight again, but the king orc ran away with his queen. But we found a big gold necklace on one orc. Maybe two? And also a gunome was there. Oh, and you will not believe what Ben said then!" She stopped to laugh, so again, the bandit had another opportunity to interject if he had the need.