Morty finished his coffee, and decided to go check on his mule Gladys. He didn’t really want to chat with any other passengers, choosing to keep to himself. He started walking towards the front of the train, passing by a guy in some robes with two kids. Who let this guy have two kids?, he thought.

Ignatius was caught off guard by the sudden departure of the Wilson parents, but decided to make the most of the moment.
“Would you boys like to go feed the animals with me?”
They seemed enthusiastic enough, though for what reason only time would tell.  He stepped back and nearly bumped into his curiously reclusive bunk mate.
“Eugene, correct? Myself and these two fine lads are headed off to see the animals and it would appear as though you are heading in the same direction. Care to join us? I’d be interested in hearing some of your story. Every life has a great narrative and I’ve yet to discover yours.”

Morty grimaced to himself. The guy with the kids was his way-too-friendly bunk mate. He sure didn’t want to get chummy with anyone, but he was too polite to tell him to scram. “Suit yourself, partner.” Morty passed by him and the two kids, and continued on way towards the front of the train. He figured he’d check on Gladys, then start figuring out which stop to get off at. Where could he find a new stake to do some mining?
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The thought of not being the only animals on the train momentarily fascinates the twins, though it quickly wears off and devolves into hoopin' and hollerin' accompanied by copious finger gunnin'. You can't tell 'em apart for beans, and it doesn't much matter which one dunnit but one of the little buggers stomps right down with all his might on the foot of Brother Ignatius! An expertly angled 'n sharp heel to be sure.

Linking hands they spree for the Sleeper car undoubtedly headed to the Livestock carriage and nearly toppling the Ol' Prospector on their way. They're off to the races and as they disappear through the door at the end of the car, the one you'd guess is Jethro yells over his shoulder "Last one to pet a animal sucks eggs!"


((Ignatius make an Athletics check TN4 to avoid getting your foot stomped))

A sore footed monk and an old prospector are left to their lonesome in the middle of a gently swaying passenger car, you share a surprisingly peaceful moment.

The steady clicking of the tracks marks the passage of seconds during a rare bout of daytime quiet.
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Morty shook his head, and let out a sigh. He was too old to be chasing kids around. “Well, shake it off... what was your name again? Ignatius?” Morty began walking towards where the kids had just ran off. “What were you doin’ with them anyways?”
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Nursing his bruised foot, Ignatius looked up at the grizzled old man in front of him. “I apologize for not formally introducing myself earlier. My name is Brother Ignatius, of the Jesuit order. I had hoped to become acquainted with this young family but the father and mother of those two took off like a bat out of hell, pardon the saying. Those boys remind me of my own brother and myself. We could rile up our housekeeper so....” Ignatius trailed off, ashamed that he was drabbling on. “And you, good sir, where do come from? Where are you heading?”

Morty gave the robed traveler a deadpan look. “From back East; heading West. Come on, we’d better track those kids down before they break somethin.” Morty didn’t want those kids messing with stuff on the train; especially Gladys. He walked out of the dining car, and into the first passenger car.
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Ignatius followed along a few steps behind the old man, limping slightly but quickly regaining his composure.

The kids had vamoose'd and were nowhere to be seen in the passenger cars. If you had a mind to search high and low, your plan is cut short by a small face mushed against the slim window of the far car door leading farther towards the locomotive end of things. A hastily blown raspberry leaves some gross marks on the glass.

Advancing to the sleeper car yields much the same results, rascals have beat feet all the way to the livestock car at least, maybe as far as the coal car, heaven forbid all the way to the engineer. You hear a bit of faint scraping and clanging ahead but can't tell through the door to the livestock car if it's ordinary train clangin' or something more mischievous. Train travel ain't exactly a quiet affair, especially on this ol' line, ya cheapskates.

Ignatius advanced up to the door of the livestock car and pushed it open. “Boys? You in here?”

Morty pushed past Ignatius into the doorway of the livestock car and scanned the area. Morty was very perceptive in most situations, able to pick up details others may overlook. This time he was a little annoyed at the whole situation, so he just gave the place a normal look around without focusing a ton.


Rolled 4,4 using 1d8+2,1d6+2 ((2,2)) to Notice what's going on in the livestock car. Alertness gives +2 to Notice rolls
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The cold breeze of the drafty stockcar hits you the moment the door slides open and while Morty can see the two boys wrasslin' to use each other as a step-stool to begin their first mule ride, Brother Ignatius can't catch much more that an eyeful of ol' prospector. Well, that an the aforementioned gust of sobering air.

The boys cease there bickering, staring back towards you two with their eyes wide an mouths slightly agape. Gladys looks mighty worried.
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Ignatius knew better than to draw the ire out of the elderly. Plenty of his superiors were grumpier than this old man and had taught him the value of patience in the midst of frustrating moments. Glancing over Eugene’s shoulder, he took in the scene.

Rolled an 8 (6+4-2)
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Y'all may not have a lot of experience with children, but deep down any human can discern true heartbreak when they lock eye to eye with it. Two boys might never have been so disappointed with their best-laid-plan in the history of these loosely united states.

As you keenly step over and around the sloppy mound of manure they had hastily scraped together just inside the car door, their shoulders slump, the light goes out of their eyes and Amos punches Jethro (or possibly the other way around) landing a hard hit square on the side of his shoulder "You mussa gave it away ya dummy!"

A brief awkward silence, well at least as silent as a gusty moving stockcar can get, is broken by relieved bray from ol' Gladys.

"Can we still ride it?" the boys ask almost in unison.

“No! Get away from there!”, Morty growled out. He walked over to Gladys and gave her neck a pet. Morty was very protective of the old mule, being she was his only companion out on the claim. Plus he needed her to haul his equipment & gear. Morty flashed  the kids an angry look, “Get on back to your parents, you two.”

Ignatius wasn’t one to argue with the elderly. “Best do as he says, boys. I’ll bet you can still get some warm grub from the food car if you hustle.”

Completely dejected, the boys head off snappin' each others' suspenders and wompin' each other with their hats.

Moments later, from the engine end of things, Conductor John Stearn appears lookin' gaunt as ever in an aged but clean navy blue suit complete with striped vest and fancy cap. He doesn't pay you two much mind until he gets to the pile o' poop near the car's exit at which point he turns on his heel whip-quick and scowls at you both
 "Correct this." he says flatly, furrowing his brow. Obviously annoyed, he hooks the keys he was holding onto his belt before he tugs the chain of his pocket watch and clicks it open, then shut before stepping over the mess and trudging out of sight. "Never again." you hear him state loudly as the door closes behind him, you're unsure if he's referring to making this particular long trip, allowing you two aboard, or hauling ass.

Brother Ignatius turns to Eugene and remarks, “You know, this reminds me of an odd tale some brothers from the Amazon would recount. A certain tribe held the ‘foo bird’ in high reverence. If ever it were to defecate upon your person, you were not allowed to remove the offending article. Such strange folk. The saying went something like, pardon my saying, ‘If the foo shits, wear it.’”

With that he picked up a pitchfork and hefted the matter out the window.

Morty gave Ignatius a confused look. What the hell was he talking about? "Uh, huh...", he said to the strange monk. He walked back towards the back of the train, and into the next car. Morty had to start considering where to get off the train. He wanted to be near a city he could get supplies from, but far enough away that he could find a new claim. The less people around the better. Morty was going to go talk to the conductor to see where the train's next stop was.

After that... interesting anecdote, and briefly tending to your animals and their mess, you make your way back through an empty sleeper car, then on-by the bulk of the other passengers spread out amongst the two passenger cars without encountering the young Mr Stearn.

!!SUDDENLY!!
Call it luck, chalk it up to experience, a sixth sense or what-have-you, but as Eugene opens the door to the dining car he jerks his head sharply to the right while simultaneously raising a hand in a wild fit, as if swatting away a biting horsefly. A slight wet sensation on the back of the old prospector's hand immediately precedes Ignatius getting whapped right in the schnoz with a soaring spoonful of warm grits! Holding wooden spoons, both twin boys stare wide-eyed at y'all from a few tables down on your left. Time stands still for both you and the Wilson clan.

Reality resumes when the pair of hellions break into a raucous childish cackling, right before Rick and Jenny start in on an angry ruckus that mostly takes place underneath the table of their booth, which is where the boys have disappeared to. Insults, threats and a good deal of spankin' sounds erupt from the swirling melee. Things only a frontier father could dream up. Things only a mother of twins could curse somebody with.

You decide it best to press on and find the conductor, at least for now. "Ham" Buchanan unceremoniously hands Ignatius a clean dish rag as you two move past the bar counter and to the rear door.

When you exit the dining car at the far end, you catch sight of Conductor Stearn and Mr. Allan Seyberth talking as you make your way through the car doors. You could see Stearn shaking his head as he returned his keys to his belt, and both men look to you as you enter the baggage car. "I trust that unseemly mess up front was dealt with?" Stearn asks of you. You're standing in a small ante-room of sorts between the door into the baggage car and a wall with a locked door behind the other two men where all the baggage and cargo is securely stowed. It's roughly the size of a walk-in closet, it's fairly loud with track noise, and it's not surprising how uncomfortable it is for 4 grown men that aren't well acquainted.

For a second Morty didn't know what Stearn was talking about, until he remembered the pile of shit the kids had tried to trick them with. Morty wasn't phased by the pile of excrement, as he had dealt with plenty in his time; and that's why he had ignored the conductors odd command and pressed on. "Uh, sure. You can thank Brother Broom back there." Morty thumbed towards Ignatius. "Say Conductor, what's our next stop on this here train? What's the nearest city from there?"

"The next stop is Miner's Paradise and..." he removes a thick, folded piece of paper from a vest pocket, glancing at it he adds "... without cause for delay we should arrive tomorrow sometime after noon."

He looks you two up and down and recommends in no uncertain terms you should return to the passenger area.

Seyberth tersely nods adieu to the conductor, reiterating the words "It's important." Then he awkwardly shuffles past you both in what could have passed for an slow, shambling and  offbeat 10 second square-dance at a home for crippled veterans. He slips through the door to leaving the 3 of you with a bit more room but it doesn't make things noticeably more comfortable. Possibly due to the conductor's glib, lingering stare.
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Brother Ignatius sensed it was time to move on, and likely approaching time for mid morning prayers. “Gentlemen, I beg your leave.” He followed Seyberth out of the confined quarters and began heading back to the passenger area.