"Well, here we are," said Dan.  "My home!  Let's, uh, go in the window there."

He didn't want to be seen, after all.

Umuru flew up there as instructed.

They slipped into an upper-floor window, presumably Dan's room.  It was messy, and posters of drawings of scantily-clad women covered all of the walls.

"So, uh," said Dan.  "Here we are."

Umuru took in the room.

"What now?"

"Uh, well, why don't you lie down on the bed and get comfortable?" Dan asked.  He licked his lips and swallowed.

"Uh, if that dress is too burned, you can take it off, if you want."

"Ah, that makes sense," Umuru said as she took off the dress and laid down on the bed.

"Okay, so," said Dan, crawling into bed with her.  "Cuddling.  And kissing.  Let me show you..."

He set out to attempt to demonstrate, with his lips, both hands, and a great deal of energy.

Not used to any of this, it soon became very overwhelming for Umuru, who let out a rather loud moan.

The door to the room flew open at once!

"Hey, bro, what are you--" said a female voice, which cut off abruptly.

"Ah, um, hello," Umuru said, still dealing with these strange feelings, but not wanting to be rude.

Dan spluttered awkwardly.

"Melanie, you can't come in here!  I'm WITH A GIRL!  Don't you--"

"The last time that happened, you got slapped so hard," Melanie teased.  "I'm surprised that she hasn't slapped you yet.  Hi, new girl.  I'm Melanie, Dan's sister.  Why do you have a tail?"

"Because I am not human," Umuru said.

"Hey, get out of here!" Dan protested.  "I'm finally getting to score, and you're--"

"What do you mean, not human?" Melanie persisted.  "Are you some kind of... alien?"

"I suppose that would be the correct term," Umuru said, still blushing. "Could you move your hands else where, Dan It is distracting."

Dan reluctantly moved his hands, whimpering something about 'unfair.'

"OH SO COOL!" said Melanie, excited.  "Where do you come from?  Did you fly here in a flying saucer?  Or some other kind of spaceship?  Does everyone have tails where you're from?"

"I don't think humans have discovered it yet, but the Angelon Cluster. No, I don't need a ship. I am part of a created race, so other demons have them," Umuru said.

Dan whimpered something about scoring, but Melanie seemed to be determined to ignore him.

"So your kind of alien is called a 'demon'?" said Melanie.  "That's cool.  And edgy.  And gothy.  You should get some gothy clothes to go with that.  Or some metal clothes.  And keep them on with my brother because he's honestly kind of a creep."

"We were created in the image of demons of the Priest-King's religion," Umuru said. "This is a date. The cuddling and kissing part."

"Pretty sure you mean 'the part where my brother tries to just outright score on his first date,'" said Melanie.  "I mean, that's why he's got you mostly naked."

"Is this true, Dan?" Umuru asked. "Is this not cuddling and kissing?"

"Um, well, I mean," said Dan, "kissing and cuddling was part of what we were doing..."

"Please do not take advantage of my lack of knowledge, Dan," Umuru said. "I like you, Dan, but I don't want to be made a fool."

"I, um, just got a little excited?" said Dan, sheepishly.

"...do you seriously not know what kissing is?" Melanie asked.

"I understand the meaning of the word, but I have never performed it," Umuru said. "And I will forgive you, Dan. This time."

Melanie darted in quickly and kissed Umuru on the lips, leaving Dan to squawk about unfairness.

Umuru blinked and looked at Melanie, before looking over at Dan.

"I want one from you," she said, moving in on him like Melanie did to her.

Dan kissed her back, of course.  He was an idiot but not that much of an idiot.

"I will need new clothes," Umuru said. "Is meeting family important with dating?"

"Well, it can be," said Melanie.  "If you're serious about keeping going with the relationship."

"I'd like to continue," Umuru said. "At least you didn't try touching the base of my tail."

"Uh, why's that?" said Dan.  His hand started creeping down her back, probably unconsciously.

"It's kind of sensitive," Umuru said, blushing. "I am surprised that you are taking this so well, Melanie."

"What?" said Melanie.  "I'm super-excited!  Hey, you're a demon.  An ancestor of ours was supposed to have fought a demon in a church... that's a coincidence, right?"

"No, that was me," Umuru said.

"Woah!  That's amazing!" said Melanie.  "But how did an old-timey church guy survive fighting a space alien demon?"

"I'm not sure I should be saying this, but the Priest-King had built weaknesses into us. This included holy ground and holy energies," Umuru said.

"You said something about that before," said Dan.  "That's pretty wild, that it works even though you're an alien."

"It doesn't seem he limited it to just his religion," Umuru said.

"Huh," said Dan.  "That's unexpected."

"So, they have different religions in outer-space?" Melanie asked.

"Yes, I would assume so," Umuru said. "I am not knowledgeable about any but the Priest-King's."

"Woooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhh..." said Melanie, her eyes wide.  "So there's all kinds of space religions and stuff?  Do you know about any others?"

"Just my creator's," Umuru said. "I should note that I am techno-organic and not just a machine."

"I didn't actually know that you were," said Melanie.  "I mean, even part machine.  You don't seem like a machine..."

"Um, what about the kissing and cuddling?" said Dan, hopefully.

"My ears and the jewel on my forehead are not flesh," Umuru said before looking at Dan. "It would not be proper with your sister here, as far as I understand."

"Hmmmmm?" said Melanie, staring with big, innocent eyes.

"Take the hint, kid," said Dan, throwing a pillow at her.  "Privacy now."

"Oh, fine," she said, pouting, and she left.

"No trying to take advantage of me," Umuru said, as she closed her eyes and waited for a kiss.

This time, he just kissed her and hugged her.  For now.

Umuru was blushing.

"Ah, this is enjoyable," she said.

"Good!" said Dan.  "Do you want more?"

"I would like to, but I should probably be going home. I wouldn't want your parents bursting in here like your sister did," Umuru said. "Help me find some clothes."

"Uh, right, right!" said Dan.  He scared up some clothes.  They did not fit well.

"Thank you for the date," Umuru said, making sure to pick up the remains of her dress. "How do dates normally end?"

"Well, uh..."  Dan had a suspicious look, like he was planning something... but he sighed, giving it up.

"We kiss and say goodnight," he said.  "And that's it, honestly."

"Goodnight," Umuru said before kissing him.

She then flew out the window, deciding to loop around the town a few times before heading back to the town, in case the sister was trying to find out where she was living.

Umuru arrived at the Satan residence.  Dan was supposed to be there, waiting for her...

Umuru looked for Dan.

"Oh, hey, over here!" called Dan.  He was mounted on a strange two-wheeled vehicle.

Umuru went over to him.

"What is this?" she asked.

"It's my new ride!" said Dan, proudly.  "A Kawasaki Ninja K0000001.07!  Uh, a motorcycle!"

Umuru got closer to give it a good look/

It was a somewhat flashy two-wheeled motor vehicle; it looked like the seat was designed to fit two people, if the passenger was holding on to the driver.

"Am I supposed to get on the back?" Umuru asked.

"Yep!" said Dan.  "I'd let you drive, but I'm guessing you don't know how."

Umuru climbed on and wrapped her arms around Dan.

"Like this?"

"Yep!" said Dan.  "So, ready to go for a ride?"

"Ready," Umuru said.