Prelude: Roll up, roll up!
It always seemed that Jade was eager to head into town, or that others were eager for her to head into town.
She'd already been in El Paso for days, mostly standing beside in her colorful costume, smiling at the crowd, long hair blowing in the wind, doing a few cartwheels and flips on command from Fido.
Poor Fido had his work cut out for him here in the dry, dusty streets. His real name was Felix, but owing to his role as "barker", and his unusual face with its large, wide bulldog like jowls both lent him this nickname.
It was initially received out of an act of cruelty, a mean jab from some passing children, but Fido was an intrepid and stoic soul, even if he had a lot of flair for the dramatic and a deep, buttery voice.
He started to work with the name, calling himself Fido Faust when delivering his patter, and, damn it, it worked.
The name was short, it was familiar yet unusual, and most people were illiterate enough to be intrigued by the surname Faust, knowing there was something devilish about it, but not what precisely.
It was also three syllables. Of course Felix Faust was three beats as well, but he insisted it didn't sound right and that Fido Faust was much better to say.
Fido wasn't just a fantastic patter man, he also had the endurance of a statue. He would plant himself and not move until there was no more point in hawking his circus.
It was all Jade could do to get him to at least move around every couple of hours. She liked to put the barker next to the school when school let out for the day, and take him to the streets outside the saloons on a rotation at different times of day so that different people heard the spiel.
She also was constantly fetching him pails of water. Fido would drink it if it were brought to him, but he wouldn't stop and go get it when he needed it. Stubborn man.
They were quite the pair, Fido in his red and white striped jacket, white pants, slender black walking stick and carefully neutral straw hat with its blue brim and red crown, so it could work for most crowds without actually declaring an allegiance.
He wasn't a conventionally handsome man, but he was a powerful speaker and performer, and his face was so rubbery and expressive it captivated onlookers.
Jade was there to give them something to look at, Fido was there to give them something to listen to.
"Come one come all to the greatest collection of miracles and wonders ever collected in one mortal instuition! See acts of derring-do, mind blowing illusions, and individuals with mystic powers of the Orient which defy the finest scientific minds of Europe! See exotic beasts collected from the darkest regions of Arabia, Asia, Persia and the Sahara! When world traveler Fido Faust tells you it's the best in the world, you can believe it!"
His patter wasn't entirely... truthful. But it was patter, not a university lecture.
Fido was also careful to tease the crowd without actually giving away any of the acts. He believed whatever people imagined was impossible to live up to, but it drew interest, and if you could genuinely surprise them, they'd forget the things they'd dream up.
"See the world's most astonishing performers from India, China, Egypt, the Carribean and even Ohio! Masters of buffoonery and pantomime to entertain all ages, trained in the finest colleges of France and China in the ancient tradition! Daring death defying stunts outlawed in Deseret, including the Infamous Bottle Shot, which killed nineteen young women before it was banned! Fido Faust was there when Emily Bronte herself was killed, yessir! And let us not forget a modern phenomenon, acrobats who will defy gravity!"
That man had once been a combat engineer in the Union Army, and had been building bridges and trestles and weaponized train cars for Union Blue until it had gotten too exciting. It beggared belief.
That was Jade's cue to flip up to a handstand, do a split, then balance on one hand before flipping back onto her feet, hands on hips and smiling.
"Come see the Circus of Wonders, coming soon to this very fine city!"
He had another six permutations of this speech. In truth, he never did it exactly the same way twice, but it did get very repetitive. So Jade didn't feel too bad about poking Fido in the rib at that juncture.
"What'd you do that for my dear?" Fido called literally every female person his dear, and managed to seem to get away with it.
"Fido, they're here!" She pointed. The wagon train was too big and long and colorful and familiar to be anything else.
"Oh... we have to go tell them my dear, tell them right away!"
"Yes we do."
The pair scurried off, pausing only to mount their own horses to ride to intercept. They looked particularly strange to the people wandering El Paso, especially Jade, whose skin tight costume made an older woman of a certain distinction gasp in lamentation.
They had to intercept the procession. Fido had some critical news to relay about local water supplies, and the intended site of the big top.
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