Re: Chapter 1: Battered Down & Run Aground
As they set out on foot again, Simon regales the folks with a method of faster travel used in far off lands. Yes: The Tale of the Dog, the Sea-Gar, and the Flying Ship
"In distant Halruaa, magic is part of every aspect of life, even travel. Those who have more monay than time (you know the sort) ride flying ships (galleons and the like that take to the air and go far over the land) to travel long distances.
"Now, these sorts of people thing the world revolves around them, and really dislike not getting their way. Two such were the man and the woman that met on one fine flying ship during a long journey ne day ling past.
"The man had a hobby. He liked the taste of smoke in his lungs. Not pipeweed and a pipe, like halflings, mind you, but a Maztecan herb that is also smoked, but not chopped and flavored and packed in a pipe, rather the leaves are gathered and rolled tightly into a cylinder. The end of the cylinder was cut off and placed in the mouth, while the other end was lit on fire. Smoke was sucked into the lungs much like a pipe, but without the flavoring and herbal additions, it can smell quite disgusting, or so I'm told. They are called Sea-Gars, like some sort of ocean fish.
"The woman, on the other hand, had a more typical hoppy: A small yapping ankle biting canine. Well, in theory a canine. I'm told it had more in common with rodents.
"Now, placement on these flying ships was often assigned seating on crowded journeys, and the woman and the man had adjoining seats near the guardrail. As you can expect, the dog was left to it's own devices, which resulted in the man's footwear being slobbered on, chewed, and even...well, the little yapper may have relieved itself on his boots. Meanwhile, the woman thought she was living in the center of a Stinking Cloud spell, gasping for air the whole journey.
"As can be expected, the two had words, both thinking the other should do what was necessary for the other's comfort. Eventually, once things became unsurvivable for both, a compromise was reached. Both dog and Sea-Gar were tossed over the guardrail.
"Things became much more pleasant for the two...and the twenty or thirty other passengers around them. Until a sound was heard form over the rail. Looking down, they saw, on the stabilization fin, the dog. You can imagine what it had in it's mouth."
OOC:
I hate just posting the checks, so I added some filler.
22:46, Today: Simon rolled 21 using 1d20+4. perception.