Re: Go west young adventurer, go west....
Nutball, having raised the bottom of his mask to reveal burn-scarred mouth, chin, and neck, is tearing off chunks from the kebab with big bites of his sharp teeth.
Holding up a hand, he indicates a desire for two more kebabs and a beer.
Very tasty. The meat has been marinated for five... no, seven days, in a dry rub of salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, cumin, oregano, brown sugar, cayenne, and a hint 9f cinnamon. Then, hickory smoked for at least twelve hours, he muses between bites.
When he receives the other two kebabs and the beer, he takes a drink to wash down the food and clear his palette.
Hmmmm. Interesting. A fragrant pilsner with lower acid, and a floral, woody, and spicy flavor profile.