Re: AOSL-Pt 1: Various Woo Is Pitched
In reply to Breya (msg # 154):
You shout and Cassandre shouts at the top of your lungs Kamatar.
Harold thumps you. "Lemme down! I'll go sound the warning bell! Two short rings then a pause, then two more short rings over and over! That means pirates are about!"
He rushes off into the fog. You can hear voices...
Kam, give me three PER checks please
The Widow frowns and looks at her maid. "Let's get the crossbows."
She glances at you Breya, then mutters, "Wait here..."
She walks out of the room.
You can both hear voices at that moment. Something about pirates...
If you make a PER check of 12-, you recognize Cass and Kam's voices and hear what Kam is shouting.
A moment later, the Widow comes back in, carrying a ballista.
Not actually a ballista. More like a Muck and Visors Ramrod Line Heavy Crossbow with optional EZ pull winch. The Muck and Visors Ramrod Line Heavy Crossbow can shot a bolt through an elephant and still perfectly slice a tomato. That's right. The Muck and Visors Ramrod Line Heavy Crossbow is perfect for owlbear hunting, siege warfare, or just an evening of shooting vagrants with that someone special.
The Widow draws and cocks like she's marmalading a muffin. Slipping the bolt in, she asks with a straight face,
"Whose ass do I need to perforate?"
That's when a bell outside starts ringing. Two rings. A pause. Then two more.
The signal for pirates.
Yeah baby. Groovy.