AOSL-Pt 1: Various Woo Is Pitched
In reply to Breya (msg # 15):
Alright. So I have Bell and Breya (and the Moontoad. You guys should give a name to the Moontoad. Just sayin') on their way to Orus.
Koz is pickin' and a grinnin' up in his room.
And Kam and Cass are having a cold one in the common room.
Let's get ready to rumble
Orus grins at you both as his maid fetches you wine, beer, or tea. "So you two are no longer lycanthropes, huh? Good. There's a wandering band of polka musicians scheduled to come play here in four days. And I was afraid I was gonna have ta tell 'em to cancel it. I do love me a good polka."
He doesn't seem quite as enthused when he hears of Widow Parkins' invite. "So Susan asked ya to lunch, huh? Well. Keep your wits about ya. She's...yeah." He shrugs. "She's not a bad sort. Just a bit greedy. Be careful if she tries ta talk ya into somethin'."
Kozibi, you are strumming out a banger when there's a soft rap on your door.
Opening it, you find Essie Coombs. She's wrapped herself in a cloak so tight she's more or less peeking out of it as you look at her.
"Mr. Januson. Welcome back," she whispers. Why you aren't sure. There's no one else in the hallway. Whatever's going on downstairs is so loud, even if there was anyone around to eavesdrop, they'd be hard pressed to. Maybe she's trying to pretend she's mysterious?
In any event, she seems nervous.
"Can I come in? It's urgent. I...I want to make you an offer. Other than the one Mother already made you. It's like a...counter offer. You know One that's sort of opposite but not quite opposite of an offer that's already been made. Would that make it a perpendicular offer? Or maybe a parallel? I was never any good with geometry. So can we talk?"
Kamatar and Cassandre, you are chatting when the door of the Inn is flung open. An elf neither of you have ever seen before stumbles in.
He seems drunk, and reels across the floor, finally stopping right before your table and slapping his palms down on the top in a loud, awkward fashion.
He leans back, throwing his head high, then clutches at his hair, pulling on it like he's so shocked by something it's forcing him to become bald. In a loud...for an elf...voice, he suddenly shouts...
"Gratt's Goomb is made out of people!"