Re: Chapter 1: The Missing Shipment
Greddark spent the train ride to Wroat loudly telling Cassia and all who'd listen about the warring states of Wroat. He didn't actually KNOW much of anything authoritive about the ancient kingdoms that followed in the wake of Malleon's conquest and the building of Dorasharn, but as Cassia knew, facts and corrections risked "straying from the saga". This particular lecture, it became apparent, was in aid of explaining the warring food styles of Breland
"So see, you can divide Breland into three distinct influences. The west, north and south. We're heading into the north now, even though the ancient city of Wroat's more . . . middleish. But leaving behind the south's tropical fruits, fried spiders and hot peppers, you see more of a 'good old cooking' up near Wroat. Birthplace of the whole side of beef stuffed with breads and vegetables, it is. And layered vegetable dishes. Lots of vegetables, they know their greens up there. Not like the west, where we're going after . . . "
There was hardly a pause for breath, and useful bursts of information (for the culinarily inclined) often gave way to repetitive and meandering stories about this queen and that king and this warlord (many who simply got the title of Wroat, Ardev, Blackcap, a place they were from, rather than their name) which showed the "cultural richness of Breland" due to being a nation of conflicts and opposing city-states.
At Wroat, while transferring, he disappeared only to return peeling a banana, and with an unpeeled bunch to share. The fruits of a royal capital and the gateway to the south.
"Did you know the gnomish word for banana means 'yellow poison fruit'? The humans for centuries believed the banana was poisonous because eating one had killed Malleon the Reaver! Perhaps we should stock up on bananas before heading west, in case we run into the famed warlords of Droaam, we can dispatch them as Malleon was!"
He quieted down on the train to Ardev, partly due to the bottle of black ale he'd brought along. After two sips and a strong belch which he quelled under the back of his hand, Greddark took to making notes for a few hours and then leaned back on the bench to let the rocking put him to sleep.