A dwarf and a goblin walk into a bar.....

The goblin promptly shoot the piano player....

 Shouldn't that be a dwarf and a goblin walk under a bar?

Leave the drinking to the pros....

That's rich! Short jokes coming from a kobold? Heeehehehehe

 Perhaps we should lower the bar, considering the quality of recent jokes.

 Sorry I haven't posted, I've gotten really sick these last few days and can barely stay out of the bathroom or curled over a puke-bucket... sometimes both at the same time... that was fun.

Goblins have been known to drink the bucket of backwash ale

Not this goblin but others…

Kno what is funny?

I'm just making up the story as I go....

Ver: ick! I hope you are feeling better! I can NPC you for awhile till you are well.

Think we lost the anti-paladin unless he's sick.

I am still in debate mode with myself …

Looking forward to seeing everyone in the game thread soon

Debate mode?

Oh you know the usual
Next level, point blank vs deadly aim;  working with others and future options
When/if he figures out human rules, etc…

Just wait till he meets the Lizardfolk that doesn't seem to really care about anything lol

Suicide squad vibe for sure then…
Pretty sure the warden fits the character as well agent Waller?
This message was last edited by the player at 16:25, Tue 09 Nov 2021.

Well you'll find out...

Not all is what it seems.

In reply to Gamemaster (msg # 264):

 You can NPC me if you want to move the plot around til I know for sure. I think I'm doing better. I'm going to try to go to work today, the boss told me he'd put me on light duty close to the restroom just in case.

Get better soon!

In reply to Vermina Longtail (msg # 262):

 Euuuw, yeah. I had a nasty bout of food poisoning like that last year. One full day lying on the tiles of the bathroom, trying to choose between lifting my head and fouling myself, one full day unable to read lying on a beanbag barely able to move, one full day sleeping and then a day or two of recovery.

 Never been so sick in my life.

 I successfully went to work last night without incident and I feel even better now, so I think I'm for the most part over it. Thank you all for your support.

 Glad to hear it! Look after yourself!

Rest and plenty of fluids is supposed to help......
Rolled a 3 on my heal check.....

The Anti-Paladin has woken fron a deep slumber! :)

sorry gang, life has been draining lately.

Welcome back

Just noticed the game thread title
Makes me think of the story
The most dangerous game
Movies too at least 3

So trying to find a inn or a guard post, or a safe place for info correct?