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1st Place

Mordresh Blacktalon
Woodelf Rogue

The ginosphinx licks the air for a moment, frowns, then bites Mordresh's face off. His brain falls out and spills all over the floor while his eyeballs open wide in horror as he watches himself die.

Oe yawns, "That's the way to Keraptis. These paths take you to the weapons, three paths, three weapons. When you're done-if you survive-then you will meet Keraptis. Not before."
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Runner Up
This player also painstakingly deleted all her posts before quitting the game. Much love.

Jillian Undertoss
Halfling Warlock

Jillian moves to the secret door and opens it.

Immediately a dozen skeletons pull her in and shut the door. One grins at you as the door closes. You think it's a grin. Hard to tell. They don't have face muscles.

You didn't see any treasure in that room. Maybe it's best to just leave it alone.

Tied for Third

Tyr
Half-Orc BarbPal

Daephine
Some sort of Elf (honestly you all look the same to me) Druid

Daephine and Tyr decide to check the room Jillian disappeared into. The one with the animated skeletons wearing bright glowing amulets.

"They are immune to turn undead!!!" Is the last thing you hear from the once lovely bard.

Tyr's screams are the last you hear from him.

4th

Zarback Gnash
Half-Orc Fighter

With zero reason for it, Zarbak's head falls from his shoulders.

All the lootable items on his body turn into a milk-like substance that floats up into the floating stream.

5th

Kodiak Bramble
Human Druid

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT

Spells pop out from the inside of Kodiak the Killer Croc

A black on black tiefling pulls himself out

6th

Crenshaw
Human Fighter

Sir Bluto San Pite's eyes go wide, "NO! DON'T! AHHHHH."

As soon as Crenshaw dons the helmet of the fallen black knight, Bluto is magically pulled back into the floating stream along with Crenshaw and all of the knights, but their weapons and armor all stick together, purging the meaty parts.

KLANK KNACK KLANG.

7th

In the center of the bubble is a giant crab, it's left claw dipped in copper and covered in magic runes. The crab is 8' tall and 15' wide with a reach of 10'. It clacks toward you with amazing speed and has Beck in it's claws before you can react. Half of Beck in the left claw, half of Beck in the right claw.

There are now two halves of the bard, he is no longer whole. His lute clacks to the floor, also broken in half.