Night Ferry Funny (Cat)
"Oh well, that's disappointing all around. Why did your parents send you there anyway? I mean, I understand why they would put you in an all girls school, but why send you away all the way to Cheltenham? If they wanted to keep you in a box, like mine did, why not keep you in box in Texas? My parents are all about the Church and I had to live by their plan and God's law. To Mum, that meant marrying me off to the first available unwed parishioner."
Cat leaned in, speaking in a loud whisper that was almost a hiss. "Do you know, she seriously wanted me to marry the Chief Constable after his wife died? He was as ancient as Rome, I swear, and I was just sixteen when she suggested it!"
Cat finished her wine in one go, then brought her glass with a loud 'clack'. If not for her grip about the stem, it might have broken.
"Well, as you can see," she held up her hand showing her bare ring finger, "I am not married and I am not in their box. They would just die knowing that I am going to travel across Eurasia in a van with strangers, including men. I get all giddy imagining how red their faces would get and their heads about to pop." She giggled. "If I get into a jam, it will be their fault."
Cat looked around for the waiter, then waved him over once she caught his eye. She raised her empty glass, shaking it as he approached. He nodded and went off to fetch another.
"But now we're both, you and I, about to see visit new places and see new sights."
After a moment, the waiter arrived with a fresh glass of wine.
"Here's to new adventures," she raised her glass to Emily. "I hope they are exciting and completely unpredictable."