III - Consultation at Columbia
OOC: I’m going to presume that the Professor has retained the articles regarding the unusual occurrences on the Lower East Side for his fellow investigators’ perusal. He will, of course, have to return them to the Low Library in due course.
Subway Monster Sighted
Terror In The Streets? By J. Mondale Crief
(SPECIAL) “He looked like a walking dead man, with clawed hands and awful red eyes!”
So began Mrs. Francine Edwards’ moments of horror last night at the Essex Street Station on Manhattan’s lower east side.
Mrs. Edwards, age 33, of 1282 Grand, Apt 610, was waiting for a BMT M-local at about 8 P.M. when the stranger, a filthy ragged tramp, climbed onto the platform from the tracks below. When he crawled into the light, Mrs. Edwards realized that he was not human.
“It was horrible! He grabbed me, but I screamed and hit him with my handbag! Somehow I freed myself and ran!” In her statement, Mrs. Edwards spoke of “the deadly pallor of a corpse” and of “weird, blazing-red eyes that cut into my soul like headlights from Hell.”
Although no one else stood on the subway platform as witness to this astonishing apparition, passers-by on the street heard Mrs. Edwards’ screams for help.
A witness saw her: “She vas runnik out of the subway as if the Defil himself had appeared right zer on zis spot,” attested Pyotr Alexeivitch Rakuzmov, of 124 Rivington, rear. Mr. Rakuzmov, a precise man, showed the Pillar-Riposte the exact place where he saw, and also made sure of the spelling of his name.
New York‘s finest summoned, responding officer Michael O’Shea was unable to find a trace of the ghastly form who had shattered the prosaic peace of the Essex Street station.
Officer O'Shea later speculated that the B-Uptown must have gotten whoever it was, since he didn’t, but Motorman Alvin B. (“Clayboy”) Heingrapper, of 1452 Schermerhorn, Brooklyn, finished what to him seemed a smooth trip. He stares that “I didn’t see nothin’ or feel nothin’ other than the bad curve after Bowery that ought to be retracked.”
Dispatched early this morning, a maintenance crew found nothing, according ro Brooklyn Transit authorities.
Mrs. Edwards is currently recovering from her experience at Bellevue Hospital and is unavailable for interview.
At present, police have no comment.
- NY Pillar-Riposte, February 27.
Haunted Cemetery?
Noises in the Night Scare Passersby By J. Mondale Crief
(SPECIAL) Their eyes still round and startled, Mesrs. Billy Joe Perkins and Jesus Romero described “loud banging and thumping and growling noises” coming from a crypt near the Houston street side of the Stanton Street Cemetery.
Though they denied seeing ghosts, wills-o-the-wisp, or other super-natural critters, Mr. Perkins stated firmly that the sounds were “just unearthly and like nothin’ I never heared before.” Mr. Romero succinctly seconded the opinion, but declined an interview.
Mr. Romero is presently of 241 W. 85th, with whom Mr. Perkins is presently staying.
Neither man was found to be under the influence of alcohol, and police attribute the disturbance they heard to pranksters playing a macabre practical joke.
Mr. Perkins disputed the police analysis. He stated that nothing and no one could be seen, and that the frequent and loud noises came unmistakably from a particular family crypt.
Nonetheless, inspection this morning found the seals and lock on the crypt undisturbed.
The crypt in question belongs to the Greenberg family, who coincidentally that morning had laid to rest there the late Mrs. Sonia Greenberg, family matriarch and daughter of Solomon Greenberg, a founder of the New York garment industry.
The owner of the Stanton Street Cemetery, Mr. Nathaniel Bishop, by telephone expressed complete confidence in the cemetery’s guardianship, which he pointed out with pride as having been maintained unbroken for nearly 200 years.
- NY Pillar-Riposte, March 3.