The Texas Tour...
Olivia walked around the store and in the corner a banjo caught her eye. She walked over and picked it up, it was powdered blue adjust beautiful. She remembered her father teaching her and her sister how to play on a few instruments, but her favorite was the banjo.
A salesman walked up behind her, "Can I help you with something?"
Olivia smiled and nodded her head, "Yes I want to buy this beautiful banjo."
The salesman looked Olivia up and down and said while taking the banjo out of her hands and placing it back on the stand, "It's quite expensive, we are asking $1,000 for it. So I'm quite sure that it is out of your price range."
Olivia looked at him and said, "Do you accept plastic or do you want cash?"
The irritated salesman looked at Olivia, "Ma'am I have already told you that it is quite expensive and it is out of your price range so please leave the store before I call security."
Olivia could feel herself about to be beligerant with this minimum wage jerk so she yelled out,"Loretta... Hold my hoops!" She done took her sandals off and started taking off her hoop earrings off when Loretta, Fernando and Sally arrived in the back of the store.