Phoebe Jeong : Thread 1 : Pounds Sterling
"I recognize that sir," Phoebe said calmly as she slowly turned her head to look at the snake proper. My, but that was a beauty. If it hadn't hurt anyone yet, maybe she should call animal control. Maybe the thing actually belonged in a zoo. Every truly great hunter was also a conservationist, after all. Just look at the greatest (real) one of all time, Teddy Roosevelt. At least the greatest before Phoebe overtook him, but that was a long way off.
"You can see the snake over there," she continued, slowly raising a hand to point. "It's some kind of viper, but it's huge. Big enough to consider us prey. So what say you back away, slowly and calmly, and leave this to the professional? You can even call the police about a trespasser if you're worried about your next performance review. Just tell them it's Phoebe Jeong, please." She didn't particularly consider the young guard a threat right now, other than to himself. What was he gonna do, shoot her? Good luck, Officer Steadyhands. And she'd broken up enough crimes at this point that she figured the local police wouldn't mind a little disturbing the peace.