Weekend at Bernie's
It's a half-hour drive from the outskirts of Taos to the bunker Bernie had constructed in the desert, down a long private road of packed sand and featureless landscape. The lawyer had provided a high-bodied and rugged extended van for the trip, accompanied by a smaller ATV driven by one of his associates - presumably to bring him back to town after he'd dropped you off.
"Mr. Cartwright owns the surrounding hundred acres," Mr. West said. "It's covered by the trust as well, though no development is planned. Mr. Cartwright was simply a man who valued his privacy." He pointed out a simple barbed-wire fence as the road passed through it. "Other than the bunker, this is the only construction, marking off the property."
Your destination wasn't much to look at from the surface - a concrete bunker the size of a large shed, with a sturdy iron door. "The Clubhouse proper is underground," the lawyer said, as if making excuses for it. He parked alongside it, stepped out, and approached the bunker's door. Once closer, you could see that it possessed an electronic keypad.
"Let me show you the interior, and then you can grab your luggage." The lawyer entered a seven digit code, and the door slowly slid open to reveal a gentle carpeted ramp leading down into the earth, lit by LED panels on the walls. "The interior is climate controlled to 72 degrees during the day, 68 at night. It's quite comfortable."
The ramp led down almost two stories before opening up into a sight from the past - a replica of Bernie's basement, the one you'd all hang out in after school to play video games or watch a movie. The faux wood siding was the same, the shag carpeting was the same, even the bar-sign lights were the same. The couch - surely not the same couch - and easy chairs both faced a massive entertainment center with a widescreen television, DVD player, VCR, and several video game consoles. For a moment you almost thought you saw Bernie sitting on the couch in his crew-neck T-shirt and cargo shorts, smiling the same goofy smile he'd flash you whenever you came to visit… but you didn't. Because he was dead.
Another difference, however, were the doors - one secure with another keypad, the other a hanging beaded curtain. There had been nothing like them in Bernie's basement.
The lawyer gestured towards the beaded doorway. "This leads to the living area. Bathroom. Kitchen currently stocked with frozen dinners and snacks. Bedroom we've set up with a few cots to accommodate you overnight. If you decide to keep the place, it'll house you comfortably over a few days to a week, but isn't really designed for continuous occupancy… not that that stopped Bernard."
He walked to the security door, and entered a code - this time, producing an unpleasant buzzing sound. Frowning, he tried again. "This is the vault where Bernie keeps the bulk of his collection… but…" he pulled out a slip of paper, squinting it. “Oh, that’s right, he’d changed it. I’ll have to head back to the office to get the new code - there’s no phone reception here, and no landline.” He turned away, hands in his pockets. “I’ll be back in an hour. Until then, you’re free to avail yourself of the media Mr. Cartwright had out before he’d passed away.”
A number of DVD cases, VHS tapes, and video game carts lay about the table.
“Any questions before I leave?”
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