[IC] Station Identification
[Drop me a private line, or a PM, which two hour slots your character wants for the next week. Broadcasting hours are 07:00 to 19:00 Monday through Thursday and then 24 hours a day from 7:00 Friday through 03:00 on Sunday, then again 07:00 Sunday through 19:00. Evangeline and Al, you can have up to two apiece. Carvalle, I'm presuming you'll be working the board.]
By now Yvan has returned and he's standing there, listening. At which point he says:
"I think I've cracked it."
He pauses, looking over your faces.
"So Prof, you know how you said we keep these meetings early because most of the students wouldn't attend if you paid them, and the rest you'd pay to keep them out?"
[Private to Al Rossini: You'd had your suspicions. And in principle you don't disagree. But it's unprofessional to say it out loud.] [Private to Carvalle: You, of course, are not paid. And here you are. ]
Professor Latour looks at Yvan, his face a mixture of shame and murderous rage.
"...well I found a third category."
And the good professor's jaw drops.
"If this is true, Yvan, why haven't we seen them before?"
"Look, you do the hard part, keeping the brass happy. But I've been in the booth with everyone on this schedule. You know how different people can be when there's a mic in front of them."
[Private to Carvalle: That's some very well done managing up.]
"OK, granted..."
"Here, you've got next week's schedule. Let me walk you through our colleagues..."
Looking over the schedule, besides your blocks (and Yvan's filling any remaining dead air), most of the slots are filled by students. Of those, Prof. Latour has already implicitly divided into three categores, which Yvan explicitly adds to a three-column chart he's drawn on the back of an extra schedule. The candidates, and their shows, are as follows.
Category 1: The Uninterested
These students show up to record their shows but have so far showed no interest in doing more. You might be able to lean on them by threatening their time slots.
Amalthée Richelieu - Où va le monde (a show where she interviews local DJs and club owners about what they're playing this week)
[Private to Evangeline Boudreau: You know her parents, good sound people. Greengrocers. She's only in this shithole college because the legal secretary job she has lined up requires at least one year of higher education. It's a hustle but nothing worth having comes without either a hustle or hard work.] [Private to Al Rossini: Every college radio station has at least one DJ who invites people with an event to promote onto their show for free tickets. It is a law of physics.] [Private to Carvalle: She worked with you at a Frittte a couple years ago. She was dating a member of store security, as female cashiers are implicitly encouraged to (per unwritten corporate policy). Then she broke up with him, and awarded him custody of the store. She said that straight out, tossed her head and let the paper crown fall to the floor. You like her spirit.]
Future Rugby Legend Uriah Vandersloot - Straight-Up Graad Rock n' Roll
[Private to Evangeline Boudreau: You've seen him around, of course. Not that your son has ever been a threat to him, off or on the pitch. No Bourderau would waste the time necessary to get good at childish games. For all that, Uriah's turning into a very handsome young man, pity he's ginger, that probably means he's lactose intolerant...] [Private to Al Rossini: You have never met a good man who likes rock music. Electricity should be hooked to keyboards, which are feminist, not guitars which are phallic symbols. It's an objective fact of taste.] [Private to Carvalle: You're not sure what his hustle is. If he were unironically here for an education, he'd be too stupid to play rugby. And it's not like the university sponsors sports teams beyond the club level, that'd be ridiculous. Maybe it's a sponsorship thing?]
Jacques & Jeanne - Call in Show about the Unexplained
[Private to Evangeline Boudreau: Those two are adorable. They don't seem to understand that there's anything racist about cryptozoology.] [Private to Al Rossini: You thought they were brother and sister for a while, they both have the exact same creepy flat affect in their speech until suddenly all the emotion comes out in a burst of excitement. Then you learned no, that's just how nerds are like in Revachol. Binoclard is a slur, and only Jeanne wears them anyway.] [Private to Carvalle: Must be nice to find someone who loves you like these two clearly love each other. You'd be jealous, but you've spoken to Jeanne in person. You cannot help but conclude that she's the lucky one.]
Category 2: The Undesirable
Notable members in this list include:
Fat, Racist Karl - Chansons of Old Mundi (i.e. music before black people were involved)
[Private to Al Rossini: It is, naturally, impolite to judge a person on their weight, or even to comment upon it. And Fascist political beliefs, while they certainly don't look good, are not expressly banned from the airwaves as long as he avoids actually saying the worst slurs. But a poor physique and a worse optique adds up to unforgivable.] [Private to Carvalle: Holy shit, you know that guy. You worked with that guy. It would be the worst two weeks of a lesser man's life, but probably not even bottom ten of yours. Well, maybe #8 if you're feeling self-pitying.] [Private to Evangeline Boudreau: You have no further thoughts about Fat, Racist Karl. You resent even thinking his name.]
Beto (no last name given) - a mixture of Aggressive Anodic Dance Music with Electric Guitars and Accordions and Gloomy, Anodic Dance Music sung by Sad Boys.
[Private to Carvalle: Dude's a fucking Mesque banger. Still wears the shoes, the scarf and the impractical mesh tank top. If he weren't genuíno he'd be dead. Acts way more subdued than the ones you see on the street, though. The music is called Psychoyetti, it's what happens when you play traditional Mesque Marietti with Grad Style Rock Instruments] [Private to Al Rossini: What's wrong with him? Just because he's Mesque and doesn't know how to dress himself. Plus he spins some pretty innovative tunes. The synthesis of electric guitars and keyboards keeps it from being misogynist. ] [Private to Evangeline Boudreau: You are not sure how an organized criminal, a straight up gangbanger from Villalobos no less, ended up here. You do not approve. He held a door for you once, which scared the wits out of you. Since girlhood, you knew that if you looked back and saw a Mesque banger, you should drop whatever you're carrying and run. This isn't racism, you could tell stories.]
The Communards - various and varied. They apparently have an internal rota where they sign up for their single shared timeslot.
[Private to Evangeline Boudreau: Children playing at being something greater than themselves. It's a game because the thing they're imitating is dead and buried. Even if they did read what Kras Mazov actually wrote, which you'd bet they haven't. Which one of your kids was obsessed with Franconigerian Cavalrymen when they were little? Why did they stop?] [Private to Carvalle: You cannot tell if they come from enough money that they can be marked down as stupid, and thus safe. If they're taking this seriously, well, there's a reason the Coalition has those heavily armed blimps circling the skies. They all dress the same: Samaran Army Caps and mechanics coveralls. One of them called you "comrade," once, which you guess is cool? But then they tried to bum a cigarette off you, which you didn't have. Which is less cool.] [Private to Al Rossini: Somehow, this offends you on a personal level. Was the war fought for nothing? How can they be so ungrateful?]
Category 3: The Unforeseen
None of you had even dared to presume that any of the students with shows didn't fit in the first two categories. Not even Carvalle. Not even Al. But there are a few outliers.
Armand Ra - On Cinema (Reviews movies, classic and upcoming, and plays film soundtracks)
[Private to Evangeline Boudreau: A nice Semenese boy, and well spoken too. He's precisely the kind of guy you've been trying to set your daughter up with.] [Private to Carvalle: Homo-sexuality is technically legal. But you can still get your ass kicked for it. The fact that Ra is coming back to this shithole and not shutting up? Dude has balls. Probably has free movie tickets too. You're not sure which is a bigger luxury] [Private to Al Rossini: The man is a liar and a fool! Gabriel Buenguerro was not "a fascist mannequin" and The Man Behind the Black Sun was, and remains a classic of the Golden Age of Mesque Cinema. That said, he does seem enthusiastic enough.]
Fat Angie - All Party Rap, All the Time
[Private to Carvalle: She's from Martinaise, apparently her brother worked on the docks and died young. You guess this is how she grieves?] [Private to Evangeline Boudreau: You cannot hate this ridiculous young woman. Her brother, a union dockworker, was shot a couple months ago, when the foreign mercenaries were sent to break that strike. It's a mess. And there she is, every week she puts on something you heard at one of one your cousin's last birthdays. ] [Private to Al Rossini: You are not sure if she is a member of the homo-sexual underground. It is very important you know this, because it will allow you to judge whether she is committing cultural appropriation.]
Mireille Artaud - Musique Experimental
[Private to Carvalle: Remember those college students who had a couch and just set it up random places around town and hung out on it? Somehow the cops got involved and couldn't catch them? There's rumors she's fucked on that couch.] [Private to Evangeline Boudreau: You just know she approves of grafitti. ] [Private to Al Rossini: She reminds you of that one really tragic friend from undergrad who got really into opioids and dropped out and now you two no longer speak. Anyway, you've got to protect this one. Lucrezia had such potential.]
It seems the way is pretty clear: go forth and hustlegrind.