Mits smiles at Lev's joining in and offers him a high five.
"'Human Trafficking' is another word for the slave trade," Mits' Dad explains, "And I'll bet they don't want any incidental connections made."
The chief scriptwriter nods. "It'll only take one TV person saying something like, 'I thought that human traffic light girl was adorable,' and the next thing you know every other highschooler in the country will be joking about, 'Didja hear they arrested that girl in the commercial for being involved in slave trading? They say she pled down to lesser charges. Yeah. Human Trafficing Light.'"
Mittens facepalms and groans. Her parents deadpan.
"I've been at this a long time," he continues, "I'll do everything in my power for this to turn out to be the most positive message possible. We might be able to use the sparks to light a lightbulb or something. Just no arc lightning like you just showed. Will make people think 'stun gun,' and those are controversial."
Mittens pretends to flip a gun and quips,
"Trust me. I know what I'm doing. POW!"
(( Referencing this old show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjwX-zMRxO0 and holy cow even the way he flips the gun and poses is SO 80's! ))
Mits' lips snap tightly shut when Timothius makes his point. She then whistles innocently.