Seven-Tailed Salmon:
Thanks for taking the time to dig that up! I think that it would be tough to pass that off as "normal", though. Seriously leaning towards picking up a monumentally ugly, ill-tempered lapdog named "Num-Num", just for the Bloefeld vibes.
"Normal" is very relative in the world of heroin-pissing dinosaurs, and kingdoms of pirate zombies! If you
want a big scary beast to look mean and eat stray beggars, most folk won't think you're much weirder than most rich bastards...
Unrelated: Other than Salman, is anyone ready for me to review their sheet yet?