Anyone crossing the landings of the foyer on the way to breakfast at about 12 minutes past 8 will notice a trump portal form, through which steps a girl of obviously Asian descent. At well over 6ft tall and stunningly attractive she is quite a contradiction. Dressed in what one was obviously once in the recent past a white blouse, although this is actually now tied around her middle under her bust, a mid-thigh length pleated blue skirt and mid-calf length dock martin boots, with a blue and white tie, tied like a necklace around her neck, she has a 100l bergen carried by a single shoulder strap over her left shoulder, a trump card in her left hand, and an anodised aluminium case about 5ft in length, 15" wide, and 9" thick in her right hand. Threaded through the shoulder strap by which she carries the bergen is a blue blazer, and strapped down the side of the bergen is what appears to be a katana.
Once in the foyer she takes the stairs 3 at a time, leaving an impressive scent trail of alcohol, cigarette smoke, and something else. Once she gets close enough to people its obvious that her blouse and skirt, like a large portion of her exposed skin, are covered in stains, most likely from spilt drinks.
Upon reaching the dining room she dumps the bergen and blazer on one of the chairs, and carefully stows the aluminium case in one corner, before making a beeline for the catering trolley. Grabbing a sausage she takes a huge bite out of it before grabbing a plate and loading it up with scrambled eggs, kidneys, sausages, and several slices of toast which she liberally coats in jam. In the process of loading her plate, she devours 3 sausages. Dumping the plate on the table she pours herself a large mug of coffee, into which she spoons 3 teaspoons of sugar.
Taking a large gulp from the mug she sits down by her plate.
Charlie:
"Morning kinder. I'm Charlie, but you know that already."
She goes back to stuffing food from her plate into her mouth.
Most of you will either recognise her from the Disjunction trailer or video at the Expo launch or from a much closer encounter.