Tracy Tani:
Yeah, and good luck if you try to actually apply the stuff your employer's security training offers you.
I've got a long funny story about that, from that company that involves the division assistant manager, remind to tell it after I finish Chargen...
(But suffice to say, I'm a 6' tall, was 225lb, guy who grew up tiny and bullied, so I don't take shit from anyone - me and the asst mgr went around and around (politely on my end though) a few times before she finally decided I was awesome and her best friend in the company - no I have no fucking idea how that happened either, but she cam back from christmas break in 2020, 2021 January, and said "You know what? I fucking love you. All that hate and shit we had going on before? I'm sorry." I was unable to articulate for like a whole damn day.)
Pepper Lewis:
One of the scariest moments i ever had as a young soldier was working in an infantry platoon. we had a night patrol return one morning before dawn. Just a squad of nine soldiers, but when we were counting the patrol back into our perimeter there were ten of them! I sounded the alarm up the chain of command while my buddy and our squad leader drew their M16s down on them. It almost precipitated a firefight right there. In the end, the patrol had gone out with one extra member. Only that information wasn't relayed in any way along once the decision had been made. I was 18 at the time.
Oh yeah, that shit can be fucking down right terrifying.
I had a buddy in Iraq during Desert Storm who was completely inept at way-finding, time keeping, etc. Like his brain just could not process how far or for how long he'd been walking or doing something, he was shite without a map, compass, timepiece, gps, and a personal fucking navigator, but there he was a damn tank commander anyway. I know right? So anyway, one night he's in the tank on guard duty and needs to piss, so he tells his driver, "I'll be right back, gonna find a bush", no he wasn't supposed to, but, well, you know, shit happens? So anyway he walks to what he thought was a nearby bush, takes a leak and then turns around to find his way back on a moonless desert night. Oh, and they were under blackout conditions,
no light anywhere.
So he's stumblin around for a bit, trips over the razor wire at the edge of camp and down the hill (luckily doesn't end up caught in it), stumbles around some more trying to find a break in the wire to get back, and then after what he thought was like "five minutes, ten tops" decides, "Fuck this, I'm going over it the next time I find a bush" (to lay across it). Well, he did and suddenly got lit up by three spotlights and a speaker saying "Lay down or get shot mother fucker."
He somehow managed to circumnavigate half-way around the camp, it took him
over an hour, had been under surveillance for half of it by other armor units, and almost had kill orders dropped on him
three times because they couldn't verify his identity under blackout (they actually thought he was lost shepherd from the local village
until he crossed the wire). Yes, he did end up on KP for like
ever and had to change his pants. Oh, and he got fined for 'vandalism to military property', the fence and his uniform. But he didn't get busted down and got a funny story from it.
The End, and now it's time I get back to Chargenning.