No Sleep 'til Farram
In reply to Cap'n Will Kill U (msg # 8):
"After my duties are done, I shall tell you the tale of the fishball tournament of near death." He says to Lahylla. Again, it sounded like he was talking about the weather or having shoes a little too small rather than a grand tale of daring do.
Once he does all the Captain asks, he returns to Lahylla's cabin-seashell in tow. Assuming she allows him in, he proceeds to describe the incident.
"Well, we go check out the smudge on the captain's map. We make it down into a flooded cave, but that's not much of an issue for our T'skrang crewmates.
We see a rock with a craved symbol on it. A long eel clutches it's own tail, forming a circle. Inside the circle is a large, fat fish with what looks like a wheel etched onto one side. Around the fat fish, five other fish, two with green eyes, circle it like the spokes on the wheel etched onto it's side.
I go ahead of the group, in case of traps. What we find is a big oval chamber with a glowing tile floor. There are two bowls on alters at ether end, and a lone carved wooden fish in the middle.
Billy's magic does not see anything weird...well, other than a glowing floor that we all see. Then T’veyn goes swimming off down some hole he found, while the rest of us stand around slack-jawed. Billy and J'rass begin playing with the damn fake fish, and I knew that was going to trouble. So much so that I manage to dodge the name-giver sized goofish that tries to sting me with one of those poison limbs they have. In fact, all of us are jumped by them.
I slash it with my spear, but that makes it reform-but keep it from attacking. The others don't do so well, but nobody is too badly hurt. We don't seem to have a way to kill the damn things. One of the damn goofish picks up the fake fish and puts the blasted thing in one of the bowls. Then we hear this loud noise that sorta sounds like something talking-but in no name giver language I ever heard.
Antero calls the whole ambush is actually some sort ritual game or something. The Goofish than takes the fake fish out of the bowl and heads for the other one. So I grab the damn thing and make a run for the other bowl. This causes all the poisonous critters to come after me! The crew keeps them off, and we managed to score...points? Or something. We hear that weird voice again. The goofish start getting bigger, and I make the second...uhhh...goal? All while J'Rass nearly gets himself killed.
Anyways, when I head to make the second goal, all the damn goofish form into one giant glob of hostile snot. I make a run for the second goal, Anthro gets flung across the room into a wall. I managed to make the shot, and the damn giant ball of sea slime exploders! I manage to throw myself to the ground, but the rest of the crew gets slimed.
When we all get up, the wood fish is now a real fish-and it vanishes. Poof! There in the bowl is the seashell. I pick it up, and next thing I know I am not speaking Dwarven-even if I think I am speaking Dwarven. Then we all notice T'veyn has been missing all this time. We find the hole he swam down, and he is dragging a giant name giver with weird oily hair. I tell him to let it go, and he says he needs it and there is some threat in the hair. He can't get the body out the hole he came in, but he's trying. So I cut off the head, and he finds the comb inside that nasty mop. He says he was attacked by something in the hair, but we don't see it.
Then we get the hell outta there before the water rises and we all drown."