Then I consult the 100+ Failed Professions. I gave you one (or maybe two) Professions based on your highest and lowest attribute spread. If you don’t want that, roll d100 and you’re stuck with the result. Your Spare Change and HP determine your starting possessions and quirks.
The age of the youngest player at the start determines who your party owes £10k to.
RPGuru
player, 1 post
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 15:14
msg #2
Character Generation
Here is Thaco, somehow and old man tired of adventuring but he owes, he owes, off to adventuring he goes...
09:13, Today: RPGuru rolled 9,5,10,6,3 using 3d6,3d6,3d6,1d6,1d6 ((2,2,5,1,3,1,3,2,5,6,3)).
The Conductor
GM, 5 posts
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 15:24
msg #3
Character Generation
Thaco, you are a failed Verminator. You have a gas gun (d6, bulky, blast, only affects things that breathe) and a tox-mask.
6 pounds - Multisetting Bird Call - can attract or repel
HP 3 - Companion - Nightmare Moth. Anyone but you sleeping in the same room with it is beset by horrible nightmares. When they wake up the moth takes the form of something from the nightmare. This message was last edited by the GM at 15:32, Wed 08 Feb 2023.
The Conductor
GM, 6 posts
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 15:26
msg #4
Character Generation
Is there anyone here younger than 29?
Smoot
player, 1 post
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 16:22
msg #5
Character Generation
11:20, Today: Smoot rolled 12,17,14,5,1 using 3d6,3d6,3d6,1d6,1d6.
STR 12
DEX 17
CHA 14
Spare Change: 5
Hit Protection: 1
50.
Thaco
player, 2 posts
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 17:21
msg #6
Character Generation
Thaco
STR 9
DEX 5
CHA 10
Spare Change: 6
Hit Protection: 3
Age: 60
a gas gun (d6, bulky, blast, only affects things that breathe) and a tox-mask.
6 pounds - Multisetting Bird Call - can attract or repel
HP 3 - Companion - Nightmare Moth. Anyone but you sleeping in the same room with it is beset by horrible nightmares. When they wake up the moth takes the form of something from the nightmare. This message was last edited by the player at 17:26, Wed 08 Feb 2023.
The Conductor
GM, 7 posts
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 17:24
msg #7
Character Generation
Smoot, you are a GOOD DOG
Collar, Bite (d6)
5 pounds - Your precious master died of old age. You are Deprived if in a hospital or nursing home.
1HP - you are bound to another character. If they are in danger you can ignore Critical Damage but still die at STR 0.
Thaco
player, 3 posts
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 17:27
msg #8
Character Generation
Thaco could use a dog. Perhaps he hunted vermin with me, dogs love doing that.
The Conductor
GM, 8 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 17:32
msg #9
Character Generation
I am asking Chris if he intended for Good Dogs to speak Bastionese.
Baboonsandmoons
player, 1 post
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 18:35
msg #10
Character Generation
Worfhand
I was a Polar Bounty Hunter.
I have a pole axe (d8, BULKY).
I have an adoring follower (1hp, club, d6).
I have Seathirst. I can only survive on saltwater. Freshwater doesn't quench me (which also means freshwater will not restore HP).
STR 12
DEX 9
CHA 10
Spare Change 2
Hit Protection 6 This message was last edited by the player at 18:38, Wed 08 Feb 2023.
The Conductor
GM, 9 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 18:40
msg #11
Character Generation
In reply to Baboonsandmoons (msg # 10):
What is your follower’s name?
Smoot
player, 2 posts
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 18:47
msg #12
Character Generation
if it's not too late, I would like to take the physical challenge roll the d100:
13:47, Today: Smoot rolled 96 using 1d100.
Baboonsandmoons
player, 2 posts
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 18:55
msg #13
Character Generation
In reply to The Conductor (msg # 11):
Podder! Thanks to the Into the Odd Bastion Cast of Thousands table!
The Conductor
GM, 10 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 19:30
msg #14
Character Generation
Smoot:
if it's not too late, I would like to take the physical challenge roll the d100:
13:47, Today: Smoot rolled 96 using 1d100.
Exotic Food Supplier
large bucket of pigeon tongues (used for candy)
Long fork (d6)
Reciprocating bird caller (can duplicate any bird call)
5 pounds
1HP
You sold to the Hungry Hole, which burped out a skeletal companion (1HP) (A DOG!) as payment. This message was last edited by the GM at 19:32, Wed 08 Feb 2023.
The Conductor
GM, 11 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 21:51
msg #15
Character Generation
Warfhand and Smoot:
Roll 2d6 for each of your companions’ attributes.
Smoot
player, 3 posts
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 22:16
msg #16
Character Generation
Sure thing!
17:16, Today: Smoot rolled 11,10,6 using 2D6,2D6,2d6
The Conductor
GM, 12 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Wed 8 Feb 2023 at 23:17
msg #17
Character Generation
Smoot:
Sure thing!
17:16, Today: Smoot rolled 11,10,6 using 2D6,2D6,2d6
Smoot and…TOOMS!
The Conductor
GM, 13 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Fri 10 Feb 2023 at 14:16
msg #18
Character Generation
Your party owes 10K New Pounds to:
Stubb Prosthetics: You each have a rudimentary prosthetic, but it cannot be a limb.
Warfhand
player, 3 posts
Fri 10 Feb 2023 at 14:28
msg #19
Character Generation
In reply to The Conductor (msg # 15):
Today: Warfhand rolled 6,10,8 using 3d6,3d6,3d6.
The Conductor
GM, 15 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Fri 10 Feb 2023 at 15:31
msg #20
Character Generation
Warfhand:
In reply to The Conductor (msg # 15):
Today: Warfhand rolled 6,10,8 using 3d6,3d6,3d6.
Actually it's 2d6 :D
Warfhand
player, 5 posts
Fri 10 Feb 2023 at 16:29
msg #21
Character Generation
NOT TODAY!
Haha, whoops. Okay, here's the adjusted rolls:
10,5,6
Sparky
player, 1 post
Fri 17 Feb 2023 at 16:26
msg #22
Character Generation
10:23, Today: Sparky rolled 12,6,13,2,1 using 3d6,3d6,3d6,1d6,1d6
STR 12
DEX 6
CHA 13
Spare Change: 2
Hit Protection: 1
47.
The Conductor
GM, 22 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Fri 17 Feb 2023 at 17:22
msg #23
Character Generation
Sparky: Oops! We already have a Noble In Waiting!
Please roll d100!
Sparky
player, 3 posts
Sat 18 Feb 2023 at 00:29
msg #24
Character Generation
18:29, Today: Sparky rolled 63 using 1d100.
The Conductor
GM, 24 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Sat 18 Feb 2023 at 00:36
msg #25
Character Generation
In reply to Sparky (msg # 24):
Sparky you are an AMATEUR DRAMATIST!
The whole world is a stage, but you’re not good enough to get paid
You get: A wig and costume collection
Specialty: Crocodile Tears - you can cry on command
Prop you still have - a barely trained STAGE COW (3hp, d4 bite)
Roll 2d6 for her 3 stats.
The Conductor
GM, 25 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Sat 18 Feb 2023 at 00:42
msg #26
Character Generation
And you need to tell me what your prosthesis is (not a limb)
Also your cow has a prosthetic back hoof made of iron-coral (d6 against attacks from behind) This message was last edited by the GM at 00:45, Sat 18 Feb 2023.
Sparky
player, 4 posts
Sat 18 Feb 2023 at 05:33
msg #27
Character Generation
Awesome! Free license for dramatic over-acting. This will be a blast! :)
Here are the rolls for Matilda's stats.
23:27, Today: Sparky rolled 10,8,6 using 2d6,2d6,2d6.
For my prothesis, let's go with an artificial gluteus maximus. An unforgiving patron sent their attack dog after me due to a botched performance. I avoided any essential damage but my backside was not so lucky. I always sit down with an audible "clank".
The Conductor
GM, 26 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Sat 18 Feb 2023 at 06:24
msg #28
Character Generation
So Sparky is artificially thicc.
Zikko
player, 1 post
Mon 20 Feb 2023 at 19:11
msg #29
Character Generation
Alright
Think I got the hang of this
11:10, Today: Zikko rolled 11,6,8,1,5 using 3d6,3d6,3d6,1d6,1d6 ((6,4,1,2,2,2,4,1,3,1,
STR 11
DEX 6
CHA 8
HP 1
5 £
A real contribution to the team!
Player age 37 This message was last edited by the player at 19:14, Mon 20 Feb 2023.
The Conductor
GM, 28 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Mon 20 Feb 2023 at 19:56
msg #30
Character Generation
Zikko Bagshaw - you are a DISINHERITED SOCIALITE
you have a Claymore (d8, Bulky)
3 bottles of fancy wine
Frilly shirt
5£ - You have a Duelling pistol (d8) your sibling has the matching one.
1 HP - you have an Unstoppable Rod - when thrown nothing stops it’s movement including gravity. Will eventually wind up in space regardless of trajectory
You like the others are in debt to Stubbs Prosthetics- you have a rudimentary artificial body part that is not a limb. This message was last edited by the GM at 20:06, Mon 20 Feb 2023.
Zikko
player, 2 posts
Mon 20 Feb 2023 at 20:59
msg #31
Character Generation
In reply to The Conductor (msg # 30):
The unstoppable rod is obviously his prosthetic
The Conductor
GM, 30 posts
STR X/X DEX X/X CHA X/X
Armor:X HP:X/X
Mon 20 Feb 2023 at 22:31
msg #32
Character Generation
17:30, Today: The Conductor rolled 12,2 using 3d6+2,d8. Demonstration . –
Dude - even for Electric Bastionland that sounds rediculously dangerous.