I think I made the last one a closed thread somehow.

 Working fine for me.

 Hi everyone! Crazy halfling who thinks he's a bird here!

Maury R Tea here, intellectual property thief who may or may not be all that intellectual himself.

Oh yes and before I forget, I'm the real Moriarty all those other Moriarties are just imitating.

Cavalier with no mount, no knightly order, and zero ranks in ride here. But I do find whips and chains exciting!

I'm the real Kookaburra. All the other Kookaburras are... well really nice actually!

I like Whips and chains! Whips make a fun cracking sound and Chains are silly rattles!

Koo koo koo!

 Those wizards cost me much more on my magic with their curse and have gotten in the way of my evil plans for the last time! I swear unholy vengeance!

 Come minions, let us go slaughter these meddling wretches and their whole families!

 Lady Obscura commands you!

Hi! I'm just an alchemist who wants to sell my home brew.

See, these are the people I want to play with. Everyone is always so "Fox only, no items, final destination." On here.

 Ugh, people, without Items, Arena hazards, or varied characters, you're not even playing smash bros, you're playing every other boring fighting game.

 Take your frame rate data, and invincibility frames and all that stuff and go play street fighter.

 Accept that anybody can win in a real match of Smash Bros and take your monopoly on fun elsewhere.


Sorry for that rant, I just have always hated that "pro gamer" perspective...
This message was last edited by the GM at 17:21, Tue 14 Feb 2023.

So should I buy armour or just wing it with a hoody and jeans?

Well, how Thug are you planning to get, dawg? Think you're gonna need a flak vest to protect your bod? :P
This message was last edited by the GM at 18:42, Tue 14 Feb 2023.

Bad guys won't have weapons so go with the hoody.

Actually speaking tactically here for a sec. I still get Tactician somehow. What are people actually doing so I know what teamwork feat to emanate.

I'm planning to improvise as much as I can.  That's Maury's (as opposed to Mr Mathers') schtick.

I'm trying to see what I can buy to use as weapons without actually being weapons, but I doubt I can improvise armour and I don't think I can afford a flack vest but yannow, still thinking about how to get round that.

Well, my fighter kit came with an iron pot if you are a Tangled fan you can borrow it.

In the future, he can think about "magical bling" like Rings of protection and bracers of armor.

 I know "He can turn anything he holds into a deadly weapon" is a lot more intimidating than "Look out, He's got a sword!"

 In my opinion anyway.

In reply to Leto Hyperion (msg # 14):

As it goes, my rogues kit contains an iron pot and a grappling hook while my pyrography kit includes a branding iron.

The hook is an actual weapon, technically?

I wondered about that and there's a feat called hook fighter that allows you to use the grappling hook as a weapon without taking the usual penalties for improvised weapons so I'll take it. ;)

https://www.aonprd.com/Equipme...me=Grappling%20hook4

I think you can just take exotic weapon proficiency.

Hello all your Sea Witch is here.  Long has my coven despised the Coastal wizards.  Mayhaps its time we all turn to the bay of pirates?

I'll be getting as many various spells as I can afford with, being a universalist, but I'm going to focus on combat and control.

I'm going to have one (1) spell and it's going to remain at first level.