Downtime
Recounting the adventure at Owl’s End, Frack reached a surprising conclusion: While celebrated as the armor of choice for the Shields of Crimson Dale, chain mail was heavy. That’s fine if you’re Inada Bluestar, the very founder of the Shield, or even Tharck Broadfoot (who, while scrawny in appearance, was in fact, still quite powerful for his size). The problem for Frack was he was not just small, but what a generous person might call wanting for strength.
So it was settled. Frack was going to trade in his ceremonial chain mail for something lighter.
Stal Solhammer’s shop wasn’t the finest in Coglinton, and Stal certainly wasn’t its best blacksmith, either. In fact, he wasn’t even in the top twenty. But what he lacked in quality of goods, he made up for in affordability. Plus his smithy was close to a rat tunnel, making it easier to access inconspicuously than many of the higher end blacksmiths. And Frack just liked the way it smelled.
The goblin walked into the shop to find the aproned proprietor cursing, waving his fingers in the air before eventually dipping them into a cup of water. Frack set his armor on what he thought was a table, but was actually a loose board sitting atop a corroded anvil. The chain mail, wider than the board, slid off almost immediately, falling to the floor and taking the board with it.
Frack winced, giving a pained grin to the blacksmith, who provided the goblin with an annoyed look in return.
“Didn’t you read the sign?” the man grumbled. Wiping his face with dirty towel.
“I looked at it,” Frack replied. “It’s a nice sign. The letters are very straight and important looking.” He winced again. “But I can’t read.”
The man huffed, blowing a drop of sweat off the tip of his broad, often-broken nose. “It says, No buy-backs. NO RETURNS!”
Frack blushed. “Oh. Well. I wasn’t returning it. I was just seeing if I could get a little money for it.”
“That’s a buy-back!” Stal protested. “That’s exactly what a buy-back is.”
“But I didn’t buy it from you. I didn’t buy it from anyone. It was a gift to me upon my induction to the Shield of Crimson Da-“
“Look, I don’t care if it was a gift from Spazzle Cognelius himself. Somebody made it. Chain mail doesn’t grow on trees.” He hobbled over to the armor in question, still waving his burned fingers in the air, and picked it up to prove a point. “Somebody made it. Somebody bought it. And now you’re trying to sell it back to somebody who makes it. That is a buuuuyyy back.” He extended the armor toward Frack to emphasize his lack of interest, but then pulled it back as something caught his eye. “Is that? Onatar’s glory! That is a fine weave they’ve used there.”
Frack looked up hopefully, eyebrows disappearing under the rim of his helmet.
“I’ll tell you what, little Shield. I don’t do buy-backs, but I didn’t say nothing about not doing trades.” Stal paced to a desk in the back corner of the room and began sifting through tools, weapons, an oven door, and what looked to Frack like a rusty, metallic face. Eventually, he unveiled a small suit of leather. “Ah, here it is. Now this here is a fine specimen. Not as protective as the chain, but lighter and faster. And if I know the likes of you, you still want something for protection, but you need to get around fast. Am I right?”
Frack nodded. “How much?”
Stal looked upward. “Well, this is a fine suit of leather. Boar leather. Most of what you’ll find around here is rat hide. Or hyena if you’re lucky. Ain’t neither of them half as good as a boar leather.” He sized up the goblin, both size-wise and size-of-leather-pouch-that-hopefully-contained-some-coins-wise. “And it’ll need alterations. You know. To fit right and proper. Now if you want, I could stud it. Makes it more effective against the blade. Still lighter than the chain, though.”
“How much would that be.”
“Give me the chain, and I’ll give you the leather, fully studded, for twenty-five gold.”
Frack peeked into his pouch. “I haven’t got any gold. How many silvers?”
The blacksmith leaned back and raised his palms to the ceiling. “Oh, for Onatar’s mighty hammer! I’m not an abacus!” He paused to concentrate. “Two hundred silvers.”
The goblin picked through his pouch. “I have forty-eight. And a few coppers.”
“Forty-eight? That won’t even cover the cost of the studs, let alone the work to put them in. Look. Why don’t we call it an even trade? The chain for the boar leather. I’ll have the missus do the alterations.”
Frack mulled over the offer. The thought of a lighter armor, even if it was as boring as the blacksmith described, was enticing. But he was a Shield of Crimson Dale, and with that title came an obligation. A call for a certain level of professionalism. If not chain mail, then at least a studded leather. Or maybe…
He pointed to a roll of mesh leaned up against the wall. “How about that?”
Stal looked to the wall, but didn’t understand. “How about what?”
Frack slid over to the wall, picking up the roll he had spied. “This,” he blurted, astonished at how light it was.
Stal massaged his forehead. “That’s for keeping chickens in the yard. Not for keeping sharp blades out of your ribcage.”
Frack was not discouraged. Instead, he carried it over to the leather suit and unrolled a sample over the top. “It looks like a chain mail… kind of.”
“But it doesn’t-“
“How much for a layer of this beautiful metal wire?” Frack interrupted, unable to contain his excitement.
“You mean this layer of chicken-proof but not-any-kind-of-weapon-proof wire?”
“Yes. How much?”
Stal sighed. “I suppose about 48 silvers. You can keep the coppers.”
Frack smiled. “Brilliant! I’ll take it.” He dumped his pouch on the floor, sorted out the coppers, returning them to his pouch, then scooped up the silver in his hands and pointed them toward Stal, spilling several coins on the floor as he did.
Stal gave the goblin a look that was a combination of annoyance, confusion, and eventually acceptance. “Give me a couple days for the alterations and to… figure out just how in the hell I’m supposed to attach this useless chicken wire into a perfectly good suit of boar leather.”
Frack’s smile widened. “But it won’t be so boring after you’re done, will it?”
The blacksmith thought about clarifying exactly what boar leather was, but refrained. “See you in a couple days, little Shield.”
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