{ Out of Character Chat }   Posted by DM.Group: 0
Infithe Versalain
 player, 745 posts
 ''Long fingers often lend
 others long faces...''
Fri 8 Mar 2013
at 10:46
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Yes, keep telling yourself that you are mid-teleport, Tan, maybe you will convince yourself at least.  Meanwhile, I shall prepare for my triumphant return.
Ildrulf Versalain
 player, 732 posts
 Play nicely, or my sister
 will hit you with a rock.
Fri 8 Mar 2013
at 12:40
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You bought a Triumph?  Cool!
Quanfinigon
 player, 325 posts
 Human Male
 Cleric of Traladara
Fri 8 Mar 2013
at 14:14
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
I'd suggest that triumpant was an elephant with a trumpet, but the limitation of statues applies.
Tanindara Briacat
 player, 444 posts
Fri 8 Mar 2013
at 18:15
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Ildrulf Versalain:
You bought a Triumph?  Cool!

Apparently it wasn't very good, though, if she's getting ready to return it.

quote:
Yes, keep telling yourself that you are mid-teleport, Tan

One of the odd things about being in mid-teleport is that people in mid-teleport don't really experience the passage of time during their time in mid-teleport.  So since my last thought as I stepped back to be in mid-teleport was `Thank goodness I'm about to be in mid-teleport because in mid-teleport is such a comfy place to be', I will indeed keep telling myself that I am in mid-teleport.  Although really I'm only doing it once.

And now is a little late to realize that copying <i>in mid-teleport</i> the first time I did it so I could just paste it the rest of the times would have been nice, too.

What I hope is that Cruinne has some of those subliminal teaching tapes running like in Demolition Man, so that when I come out from in mid-teleport I'll be, like, level 30.  Teleporting straight into the Black Box!  How cool would that be?  ...Or at least suddenly super good at knitting.  I'd be OK with that.
Ildrulf Versalain
 player, 733 posts
 Play nicely, or my sister
 will hit you with a rock.
Fri 8 Mar 2013
at 23:31
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
You do realise that, if you're in a timeless mid-teleport state, then you will not accrue any wages until you step out of the teleport again and they resume once more at the standard rate?
Tanindara Briacat
 player, 445 posts
Sat 9 Mar 2013
at 02:36
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Ildrulf Versalain:
You do realise that, if you're in a timeless mid-teleport state, then you will not accrue any wages until you step out of the teleport again and they resume once more at the standard rate?

That's why I'm a Thief.  The way I figure it, you guys are accruing wages for me.

Which is awful sweet of you.

Thanks!
Infithe Versalain
 player, 746 posts
 ''Long fingers often lend
 others long faces...''
Sat 9 Mar 2013
at 06:46
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A thief, hmm?  Then we know who to turn to if anything ever turns up missing, be it before, after or during teleporting...
Gwydion Redleaf
 player, 625 posts
 Rash and Aloof
 Lle n'vanima ar' lle atar
Sat 9 Mar 2013
at 13:53
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
At times like this I find it comforting to turn to Douglas Adams..

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.

Tanindara Briacat
 player, 446 posts
Sat 9 Mar 2013
at 20:04
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Infithe Versalain:
A thief, hmm?  Then we know who to turn to if anything ever turns up missing, be it before, after or during teleporting...

Aww, you can turn to me any time.  I'm always happy to offer a shoulder to cry on, or a helping hand.  That's just what friends do.  But absolutely, if you can't find, say, that bag of gold you're sure was in the nightstand just yesterday, you can always come to me!  We can split a bottle of champagne or something to commiserate.  My treat!

Gwydion:
At times like this I find it comforting to turn to Douglas Adams..

Hehe...well, he can certainly be a comfort, too!

(If your towels have gone missing, don't ask me.  It was probably Lendor.  We all know how he was about Infithe and her baths.)
Infithe Versalain
 player, 747 posts
 ''Long fingers often lend
 others long faces...''
Sat 9 Mar 2013
at 22:21
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Tanindara Briacat:
Aww, you can turn to me any time.  I'm always happy to offer a shoulder to cry on, or a helping hand.  That's just what friends do.  But absolutely, if you can't find, say, that bag of gold you're sure was in the nightstand just yesterday, you can always come to me!  We can split a bottle of champagne or something to commiserate.  My treat!

Yes, we turn to you, then we turn you in, see how that turns out!  Quite a treat indeed.  And if you then end up missing anything, well, all you need to to is look to yourself.  :)


Oh, and stay out of my bath, please.  :P
DM
 GM, 1179 posts
 Game Dungeon Mistress
Thu 28 Mar 2013
at 15:23
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Are you still bathing?  Seems like that fad would be over by now!

Hi all.  I'm feeling sheepish, but how's stuff going out there?   Who's still around?  Who wants to pelt me with rocks?
Ildrulf Versalain
 player, 734 posts
 Play nicely, or my sister
 will hit you with a rock.
Thu 28 Mar 2013
at 15:46
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Still here!  :)

I'd pelt you with rocks, but it doesn't seem worth the effort, since I'm still only first level, so I wouldn't hit you anyway.

Oh, and I'm not one to tell tales, but Tanindara's been sitting in your chair and ordering us about again.
Infithe Versalain
 player, 748 posts
 ''Long fingers often lend
 others long faces...''
Thu 28 Mar 2013
at 15:47
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
It is not a fad, it is a lifestyle.

Beside, not much else to do as a statue...
Ildrulf Versalain
 player, 735 posts
 Play nicely, or my sister
 will hit you with a rock.
Thu 28 Mar 2013
at 15:54
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
And the pigeons do kinda make bathing essential when you're a statue.
Infithe Versalain
 player, 749 posts
 ''Long fingers often lend
 others long faces...''
Thu 28 Mar 2013
at 15:56
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
You had to say the p-word, didn't you?  Gee, brothers...
Tanindara Briacat
 player, 447 posts
Thu 28 Mar 2013
at 16:11
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Also, someone needs to fluff this pillow properly, an---
Ildrulf:
been sitting in your chair and ordering us about again.


at least three feet from the DM's chair and didn't spill a drop!  I have not!  Libelous lies, that is.  I think fur would make a better pelt, honestly.  You deserve fur.  Faux fur, if you prefer.  And a backrub.  Lendor! snaps fingers
Baik Telor
 player, 97 posts
Thu 28 Mar 2013
at 16:34
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Still here, but not nearly as witty as the statues and rogues.
Quanfinigon
 player, 326 posts
 Human Male
 Cleric of Traladara
Fri 29 Mar 2013
at 06:56
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
Snapping Lendor's fingers may make him very compliant, but going to be kinda hard for him to do the backrub, don't ye think?

Another statue reporting for duty - well, if someone tows me in, I am.. and as long as said duty doesn't involve much more than standing completely still, I'm your man! :-)
Telgareth
 player, 206 posts
Fri 29 Mar 2013
at 09:09
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
   Still available for abuse and torture by my schizophrenic side.
   And maybe some third party masochism if I'm allowed.
Auren Silvertip
 player, 221 posts
 Caution in the darkness..
 ...You might find me!
Fri 29 Mar 2013
at 09:10
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
    I think I am, there fore I maybe.
Gwydion Redleaf
 player, 626 posts
 Rash and Aloof
 Lle n'vanima ar' lle atar
Fri 29 Mar 2013
at 13:12
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
I know I am.. but I don't know about the rest of you. <holds kerschief to nose> No, really, the smell is fine. I've been around dwarves for too long.
Ildrulf Versalain
 player, 736 posts
 Play nicely, or my sister
 will hit you with a rock.
Fri 29 Mar 2013
at 14:55
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
All we need now is for somebody to say, "Let's get the band back together!" and we're good to go.
Tanindara Briacat
 player, 448 posts
Fri 29 Mar 2013
at 15:10
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
I don't smoke, and my eyes are far too pretty to hide behind sunglasses.  Also, I just filled the tank yesterday.

Oh, dear.  A Blues Brother, I am not.

Quanfinigon:
Snapping Lendor's fingers may make him very compliant, but going to be kinda hard for him to do the backrub, don't ye think?

Sounds like his problem to me.
Baik Telor
 player, 98 posts
Fri 29 Mar 2013
at 17:44
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We kinda thought the beer was on the house.
Infithe Versalain
 player, 750 posts
 ''Long fingers often lend
 others long faces...''
Fri 29 Mar 2013
at 20:15
Re: { Out of Character Chat }
See, Quanfinigon, Cleric of Traladara, I [would have] told you[, if I could have, that] I heard something on the roof!