Lagniappe
“Look man, I know Alfred, but this job’s personal and I’ve had the chance to personally vet the rest of my team here. Last gig left a sour taste in everyone’s mouths, but we got outta a bad situation with our hoops in tact.” He takes a drag from his smoke, then grins in Hairy’s direction.
“But the last guy I worked with tried stealing from me or some shit, I don’t remember… Anyway you smell…. Corporate.” He moves over to Jonas, clearly smaller, but his movements effortless. He inhales deeply, then looks up to him eye to eye, and grins.
“This gig involves eliminating a people-smuggling ring out in CAS, so whoever might have you in your pocket shouldn’t be affected at all.” At that point, a twenty-something hispanic woman covered in tattoos that trace their way across her skin like leylines leans her head into the doorway to the stockroom, her dreadlocked hair dangling in a scalp interwoven with various magical trinkets, some glowing.
“Speak for yourself Duckie, but you know I ain’t letting you work with no Azzies.” Duck blushes a bit and takes a step back, giving Jonas his personal space and leaning back against a glass display case for various miniatures used in some incredibly niche wargame.
“Uh, yeah, unless you work for Aztechnology, then you can kindly fuck off. Either way, pay should be at *least* 250 k per person. Yes lucrative, yes fucking dangerous, and none of you will wanna show your faces in the CAS ever again. It’s Mardi Gras, ladies and gentlemen. This job is highly personal to me- family is involved- and I’m not gonna let you all put yourselves at risk without going with you, so the worst part is probably gonna be taking orders from me, I figure.” He takes a drag. Blows smoke into a room filled with paper stained around the edges from it, a comic collection probably worth a few million to a discerning buyer, were it in good shape, but it’s probably worth about a few hundred thousand. He didn’t seem to care, which might lead someone to conclude that either he wasted a lot of money or he didn’t place value into it. Foolish or wise, the hot-headed man made his risky elevator pitch.
“I can assure you all however that it’ll be fun. My mom is also insisting on cooking for everybody, so there’s a hot meal and a plane ticket in it for all of ya gratis. Y’all in?”